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A military commander described by Dan Tianfang ~ ~

There is a thousand layers of murderous look in the corner of my eyes and eyebrows, and a hundred steps of prestige in front of me and behind me.

A handful of dog oil beards, seven of which are up and eight of which are down

with colorful eyebrows, Matthew stars

rub London, Argo London and Dun London. There is simply no place to be anxious, and it takes a millstone to be refined.

When people grow tall, the height of the flat ground is ten feet high.

when people are short: pinch it, it's not enough for a plate, and press it, it's not enough for a bowl.

when people are fat, it's almost less than 3 Jin.

describe people as black: the smoky king kong

if you want to be handsome, you should be filial to

that eyebrow, that eye, that nose, that face

the flesh on your body is like a silver doll

the ears of Yuanbao

narrow forehead, pouting cheeks and catfish mouth. Afraid of crooked feet

The face looks like a silver basin/turmeric/indigo/black pot bottom

The appearance of a person who speaks martial arts is: the temples are bulging, and the cheeks are holding

eyes like electricity

brush eyebrows, bitch eyes, flat nose and water chestnut mouth. Slightly a little black beard

long hair: a small head on the big head

black (red) beard stubble with sideburns and gills

dry and full of energy

bitch eyes, cockfighting eyebrows and hooked nose. Water chestnut mouth (catfish mouth)

Two silver beards are scattered (scattered) in front of the heart

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Learn skills and fight:

Say that someone's martial arts is poor, say: this person's martial arts.

shake your arms together and suddenly hang up the wind

seven people refuse to accept, eight are angry, and one hundred and twenty are unambiguous.

before the war: the whole helmet was pierced with armor, the robe was tied with a belt, and the skirt was tied with armor. The whole body was tight and neat!

Cha wait for a while, unsheathed with a broken spring sword, shook his hands and jumped into the circle.

He fluttered and jumped around, and his figure turned around.

When enemies met, he was particularly jealous.

Bend down, perform the land flying method, run the Chinese character with twelve characters, knock your knees against your chest, and kick your ass with your heels.

The general said before stepping out: Don't worry, don't be afraid, get out of the way!

ten thousand peach blossoms, alas! ! !

It's about going from high to high and flying to land, walking over a tall building is like treading on the ground, and jumping across a river and jumping into the sea is like stepping on the foot of a tall building.

When the contest is high or low, the tiger on the mountain meets pokeberry root, and the dragon in the cloud meets the dragon in the fog.

when it is said that the number of soldiers will be wide, there are 1, people, and there is no border. There are hundreds of thousands of people in the sky.

It is said that people have power: when your arms are shaken, the power of 5 pounds will be on your teeth.

It is more powerful than that of Dantian.

If you save people, you should say: XX is crazy, and your family will come to XX (long sound)! !

If the martial arts skills of the competitors are not good, just say: only XX people have seen each other, and they are so tired that their noses and temples are hot and sweaty .....

Before the competition, they say: the whole body is soaked neatly, and their arms and legs are stretched out, and there is no place to collapse ...

When they say the treasure bag, they say: those with sharp tips, those with blades and those with eyebrows.

array method: one-character long snake array, two dragons coming out of the water array, three talents array in heaven and earth, four gates at the bottom, five tigers and sheep array, six ding and six armour array, seven stars and big dipper array, eight gates Jin Suozhen array, nine sons serial array and flying daggers array!

The weapon flew: "Hey! "annoying children" (onomatopoeia)

I saw young and old heroes, tall, short, fat, thin, white and black, ugly and handsome

I stole a look, and my heart said (secretly picking up my thumb to praise): "It's just (liao three times) ..."

Golden bell jar, iron cloth grating, the balance of thirteen Pacific Insurance

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