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Collected happy, funny and nonsense literary sentences that I didn't seem to have said.

I said a funny nonsense sentence (the first one) 1. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

It is found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

We will know tomorrow.

If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.

7. If you fall from a hundred stories, you should have an accident if you don't have an accident.

8. 13 You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. -* * * Two is neither too much nor too little.

9. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

10. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

1 1. Does your Chinese teacher teach you Chinese?

12. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

13. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

14. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

15. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that I suspect it is moonlight.

16. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

17. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

18. I am calm except when I am not calm.

19. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

20. If you are free, you will be free naturally.

I said some funny nonsense (Chapter 2) 2 1. You must close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

22. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

23. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

25. If you jump from the tenth floor, there should be an accident without an accident.

26. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

27. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

28. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

29. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

30. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

3 1. Except for the advantages, you are all disadvantages.

32. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

33. 1 I am extremely angry!

34. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

35. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

Do you know that when you are reading this quotation, you are reading it?

You know, today is yesterday's tomorrow.

38. Your chains can only be held at critical moments.

39. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

A summary of those nonsense literary quotations that have been said but don't seem to have been said

Those nonsense literary quotations that have been said but don't seem to have been said (I) 1. But if you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

2.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

When you eat a mouthful of rice, you will find that there is a mouthful of rice missing from the bowl.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

Everything you say makes sense, not without reason.

6. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

8. The crab was alive before it died.

9. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

10. Sure enough, all good-looking people are beautiful.

1 1. It's not just nonsense, it's nonsense.

12. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.

13. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

14. Is the victim injured?

15. The last time I saw such silence was the last time.

16. Good is good, but a little bad.

17. Shocked, 14-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

18. The day after tomorrow, we will know about tomorrow.

19. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

20. Today, I will teach you a very practical life skill: first take your left foot, then your right foot, and you can walk.

Those seemingly nonsense literary quotations (Part II) 2 1. When you are full, you are not hungry.

22. Everyone knows that you are beautiful and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

23. I have been back for half my life.

24. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

26. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

27. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

28. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

29. Think back to yesterday, just like yesterday.

30. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

3 1. Do you know? Generally, driving means sitting.

32.24 hours of cold knowledge a day has passed.

33. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

34. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

There is love in heaven, and the right way on earth is the right way.

36. The pig was alive before it died.

37. If you have no date, you should still be single.

38. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

39. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

40. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

Said some nonsense that I didn't seem to have said, and extracted 60 funny quotations from literature.

I said some nonsense that I didn't seem to have said (Part I) 1. Well, it depends on the specific situation.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

This sweet potato smells like tomato.

In the spring of the fourth year, Teng stayed in Baling County, and the following year, it will be five years.

I woke up and found that I woke up.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

As an experienced person, I have come.

The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

9. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

10. Listening to you is like listening to words.

1 1. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

12. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

13. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

14. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

15. You look beautiful. You should be beautiful.

16. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

17. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

18. People can't stretch when they can't.

19. The study found that when your left face was hit, your right face would not be injured.

20. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

Said some nonsense (Part II) 2 1. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

22. Minors are all under the age of 18.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

24. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

25. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

26. You can do it! Unless you can't

27. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

28. I remember, but I don't remember.

29. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

30. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

3 1. Who would have thought of his height when he stood up 180cm?

32. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands, and then using the saved thousands to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

33. It should be alive before it dies.

34. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

35. I want to talk when you say this.

36. I found it when I found it.

37. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

38. I suddenly saw this sentence, and I suddenly saw it.

39. Today, I will teach you a very practical life skill: first take your left foot, then your right foot, and you can walk.

40. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

I said some nonsense that I didn't seem to have said (article 3) 4 1. This tomato tastes like tomato.

42. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

43. When you are free, you are free.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

45. If you jump from the tenth floor, nothing should happen.

46. After you click like, you will find that I like another one.

47. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

48. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

49. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

50. This hand is the size of a palm.

5 1. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute has passed.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

53. Cicada's wings are thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

54. People who have no partners should still be single.

55. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

57. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

58. It's good, but a little bad.

59. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

Literary quotations that are meaningless and humorous.

Those humorous nonsense literary quotations (I) 1. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

As long as you have some skills, you shouldn't have no skills at all.

3. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

4. This incident has made a big noise, and the whole world is crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

You can't say that if you say so.

6. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

7. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

9. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

10. I'll say a few words about this briefly, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. Don't guess what you don't know. This kind of thing has happened many times. I just want to say that I know everything and I don't explain what I don't know.

1 1. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

12. Unsuccessful! That's a failure!

13. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

14. You see how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

15. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

16. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

17. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

18. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

19. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

20. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

Those humorous nonsense literary quotations (II) 2 1. You put them with me.

22. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

25. If I guess right, I should guess right.

26. I remember, but I don't remember.

27. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

28. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.

The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

3 1. If you are not ugly, you should look beautiful.

32. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

34. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

35. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

36. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

38. Is the deceased injured?

39. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

40. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

What is said on the internet is equal to nothing. Share funny quotations in literary works.

What is said on the internet is equivalent to what is not said. Literary funny quotations (I) 1. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

If you look white, you are not black.

3. When you finish your praise, you will find that I like another one.

When blood collapses, there is no snowflake that does not collapse.

Compared with Lao Cui, young people nowadays are really young.

6. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

7. Well, it depends on the specific situation.

8. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu hit him, and Huang Gai was beaten.

9. People who are killed will die.

10. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

1 1. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

12. Shocked, 14-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

13. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

14 ... Those who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

15. This tomato smells like a tomato.

16. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

17. If you can understand it, you won't understand it.

18. Being good-looking is not so ugly.

19. If you have no date, you should still be single.

What is said on the internet is equivalent to what is not said. 20. When you are full, you are not hungry.

2 1. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

22. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

23. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. Specifically, everyone saw it and had to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

24. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

25. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

26. You look good if you are not ugly.

27. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

28. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

29. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

3 1. I don't know what to say every time.

32. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

34. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

35. Listen to you and study for ten years.

36. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed that I suspect it is moonlight.

37. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

38. The whole work is good, but a little bad.

What is said in life is equivalent to what is not said.

If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

How many minutes did you spend reading these words and how many minutes did you waste?

It's fine when I'm not cooking.

Even if the king Lao Tzu comes.

5. People who have no date should still be single.

6. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

7. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

8. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

9. If you say so, you can't say so.

10. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

1 1. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

12. You know, one minute on stage and two seconds off stage.

13. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.

14. If I can understand it, I won't understand it.

15. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

16. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

17. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

18. Hello everyone. As you can see, I am a living person.

19. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, no more, no less, just two.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

What is said in life is equal to what is not said. Literary quotations 2 2 1. If it doesn't succeed, it should be a failure.

22. The whole work is good, but a little bad.

23. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

24. I have been back for half my life.

25. November will come after October.

26. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

27. I am extremely angry!

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

29. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

3 1. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

32. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

34. I lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

36. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

37. Luck is luck.

38. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

39. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

What you said is equal to what you didn't say. Literature prize (60-sentence anthology)

What I said is equivalent to not saying it. Literature prize 1 1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

You must close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

It's fine when I'm not cooking.

There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

People who can say such things will definitely say such things.

6. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

7. As we all know, cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

8. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

9. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

10. In fact, it can be pleasing when it is not annoying.

1 1. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes, no more, just two.

12. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

13. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute has passed.

14. I found myself very heavy after eating, so I weighed myself when I was full.

15. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

16. Aside from the content, I quite agree.

17. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

18. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

19. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

What I said is equivalent to what I didn't say. Literature prize ii 2 1. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which can save thousands of dollars and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

22. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

23. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

24. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

25. For a threesome, there must be three.

26. This incident has made a big deal, and the whole world has gone crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

27. I have been back for half my life.

28. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

29. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

30. November will come after October.

3 1. It's a good job, but it's terrible.

32. When you hear this, you will hear this.

After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

34. Very angry when you are extremely angry.

35. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

36. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

37. If you don't succeed, you should fail.

38. Luck is luck.

39. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.

40. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

What I said is equivalent to what I didn't say. Literature prize 3 4 1. If he is not ugly, he will look good.

42. If it is useful, it will not be useless.

43. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

44. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

45. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

46. Even if Lao Zi Wang comes, it is Lao Zi Wang.

47. This tomato smells like a tomato.

48. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

49. The fewer words, the shorter the sentences.

50. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

5 1. I woke up and found that I woke up.

52. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

53. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

55. The crab was alive before it died.

56. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

57. It's pretty, but it's ugly, but it's also pretty. It's a pity that it looks ugly to me, but it's so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a bit ugly on the whole. The fly in the ointment is a bit ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

58. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

59. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

60. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.