What are the classic quotations when watching the meteor shower? The more complete, the better.

1 "First, I am very angry now; Second, my name is Chu Xun Yu. Third, if you let me play this boring game again, I will definitely make you a real pig head; Fourth, I am not brain-dead! " "The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of the lack of vocabulary. Want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, black suckling pig and pig eight quit. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky. You are a stupid pig who will never fly into the blue sky! " 3 "I have met narcissists, but I have never seen you so narcissistic. I tell you, I will never like you as a narcissist in my last life and next life! " 4 Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 1?" Murong Haiyun: "Yes." Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 10?" Murong Haiyun: Yes, Chu Xun Yu: Is there a number greater than 1000? Murong Haiyun: "Yes." (... until 65438+ million) Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a fool more stupid than you?" Murong Haiyun: No.5 Murong Haiyun: Waiter, drink! Chu Xun Yu: "What to drink?" Murong Haiyun: "Pulse." Chu Xun Yu: "It's sold out." Murong Haiyun: "Sprite." Chu Xun Yu: "Only at room temperature." Murong Haiyun: "There must be mineral water!" Chu Xun Yu: "Small bottle 10, large bottle 20 yuan." Murong Haiyun: "So expensive! Give me that 500 yuan first! "