Are there any funny jokes? Say a few.

This is a joke at the dinner table, and it is strongly recommended to tell it at the dinner table. At other times, it is tantamount to saying nothing.

Legend has it that when Pangu opened the sky, there were two flies, a female fly and a child fly. One day, the son of the fly asked the mother of the fly: Why do we always eat shit? Mother fly said: don't talk about such disgusting topics when eating.

It's time for Nu Wa to give birth soon. At this time, there are two dung beetles. One dung beetles looked at the other and said, Why is the shit behind your ass bigger than mine? Another said: hard work makes you rich.

While chasing the sun, Kuafu overheard two dung bugs chatting. One said, if I win 5 million, I will cover all the toilets around here and eat shit every day. The other one doesn't think so: I have no motivation at all. If I win, I will pack a living person and eat fresh shit every day.

Finally, in modern society, three people are bored in the toilet, so they say, why don't we take a shit? The first man pulled an S-shape, the second man pulled a Z-shape, and the third man pulled an H-shape. The first and second people asked: How do you play? He smiled and said, hehe, it was put by hand.

Just entertainment, a little entertainment at the dinner table.