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Dad went to bed to write a composition.
One Saturday afternoon, I was doing my homework, my mother was knitting a sweater, my brother was playing downstairs, and only my father was still hibernating. Thunderous snoring distracted me from my homework. It is almost five o'clock. Grandma invited us to dinner. But dad is still in close contact with his bed. So I tried my best to wake my father up. I walked gently to my father's bedside, climbed into bed slowly, held out my thumb and forefinger, and held his two nostrils. Haha, dad can't breathe now, so he should wake up! I thought proudly. Who knows, dad opened his mouth and went back to sleep. Look at him like that, he has no bad breath at all, and he is very useful! Well, now I'm "angry" It seems that we can only use the second trick, and make a big scene. I found my brother's toy. Although this thing is small, it has a great effect. It's loud when you shake it. No matter how badly it cries, it will be attracted to stop crying. Dad, hey hey! I picked up the thump, climbed into bed and reached my father's ear. "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Looking at dad, I almost fainted, only to see him stretch, break half an eye, look at me, turn around, cover his head with a quilt and continue to sleep. Half a minute later, even snoring sounded rhythmically again. Needless to say, the last few moves ended in my failure.
My dad, it must be the sleepy man in the Monkey King who came to see you. Otherwise, how could he be so sleepy? You see, now he is "charging" his strength again, which makes me feel distressed again.
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