Funny, humorous, short, only for boys, a pimple is bigger than your chest.

The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

Watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare away millions of heroes!

Be nice and don't tease me all the time.

I think I will fall in love with you, because you just turned me down.

Lazy, affectionate and righteous, it is good to have you with money.

I just got a pimple bigger than your breasts.

The wind has been so strong recently that my sweetheart has been blown away without a trace.

Looking at a calendar now is like reading a critically ill notice.

There are no bad words in this world, but there are when the glory of the king plays more.

People's schools compete for air conditioners and fans, and our school pays attention to calm and natural cooling.

The school bell is really the most beautiful sound.

The highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose.

Waiting for you is better than waiting for death, and death will never fail you.

Don't be silly, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

Gold always shines, otherwise it can swim.

If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

Think about me? Am I hot and cute and hot and handsome? Are you kidding me?

I hope your man will be your husband, because I have no promise.

I've learned not to provoke others, but that doesn't mean I'm trampled.

You are my sleeping pill, but occasionally it gives me a headache and pain.

You have to believe that some people can't find it at all and have slipped away.

I really want to tell the physics teacher that I didn't learn math well either.

I didn't say anything just to make you angry.

I'm so heartless. I licked my fingers while counting money, and I cried.

I know I won't be liked by everyone. After all, I am not RMB.

Never say that a flower is stuck in cow dung. If you count flowers, cows don't shit.

I used to spend money like running water. After the Double Eleven, I couldn't even eat the soil.

Nobody cares about you. Try to see if the phone bill is lower than 10 yuan. China Mobile must send messages to care about you every day.

I cried and shouted that I was really tired, but I didn't see you die.

We are not good at math because we are all children who can't calculate.

Have you ever been beaten to death by an examination paper?

You're not trying to cover up the fact that you are an idiot, are you?

If you are unhappy, you must speak out, because we all want to be happy.

Nothing, you are crazy. All I can do is look at you calmly.

Are these dollars money to me? This is my life.

I really don't understand, since we are not allowed to fall in love early, why should we be given couples' clothes?

It's sultry, I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm going to be immortal.

If you're not with me, what's the fun of being a man?

We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.