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After N versions of the car hit the girl (extremely fierce), a car came at a high speed. When it was about to hit the girl ... The girl suddenly jumped into the air, turned 720 degrees in the air, pulled out two pistols from her waist and kept shooting at the car. The car exploded immediately. -American blockbuster A car came at a high speed and knocked down the girl on the spot. The driver hurriedly got off the bus and saw that there was no girl in front of the car. When I turned around, I found the girl sitting in the back seat of the car. Bloody smile at the driver. -Japanese horror film A car came at a high speed and hit a girl on the spot. When the driver picked up the girl and found the birthmark on her neck, she cried bitterly. It turned out that the girl was his long-lost sister. -Singapore ethics film A car is coming at a high speed and is about to hit a girl. The girl then urged the internal force to transport the magic of Jiuyang. The left hand draws a circle out of thin air, and the right hand hits it with animal power. This is the third palm of the Dragon's eighteen palms-Kang Longyou regrets (I don't remember which palm-||), but I heard a click and the girl's hand was broken. -Jin Yong's Martial Arts+Postmodernism A car came at a rapid speed and hit a girl on the spot. The girl died and went to the car and threw a Grenade. The next day, the Israeli army launched an attack on the west bank of Jiasha River. Revenge and Counter-Revenge of Palestine VS Israel —— A never-ending news documentary. A car came slowly, and when it approached the girl ... the girl suddenly jumped on the car. Then ask the owner for cash 1 ten thousand yuan on the grounds of being injured by the owner. -China national culture documentary A car came at a high speed and hit a girl on the spot. The girl answered the phone in an instant and then disappeared. -It's a matrix. A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. When the driver got off the bus, he found the girl lying on the ground, holding Xiao Qiang in her hand and crying: Xiao Qiang, we have lived together since childhood. Today, we don't want white-haired people to send black-haired people. -A car came at a high speed in Wulitou, Hong Kong, and hit the girl on the spot. The driver got off, the little girl got on, and the little girl hit the driver with her car-impossible! A car came at a high speed, and when it was about to hit the girl ... the car suddenly fell into a big pit. -This is "tunnel warfare". A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The handsome driver got off the bus, took the girl to the hospital, and then kept visiting, and then kept pursuing, and then a third party appeared, and then their feelings broke out, and then one of them died of a blood tumor. -Korean sensational idol drama. A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver dialed the telephone and asked a group of people to transform the girl into a superwoman and defend world peace. -American science fiction films. A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver got off the bus and found that the girl was addicted to drugs. As a doctor, he helped the girl get rid of drug addiction and they finally got married. -French Romance A car came at a high speed and knocked down the girl on the spot. When the driver got off the bus and saw the girl, he suddenly became dumbfounded, frightened, tearful and uneasy, and then ... interrupted the advertisement. -China series at eight o'clock. A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. -the night news traffic accident witnessed a car coming at a high speed and knocked down a poor girl on the spot. The people sitting in the back of the car are busy taking the girl to the hospital and paying the medical bills themselves. During the Spring Festival, he also sent a new quilt, a new suit, some kettles, teapots and chamber pot to his girl's home ...-A domestic documentary about a leader's life. A car came at a high speed and knocked down a girl on the spot, and the picture was suddenly empty. Into a landscape painting. -The TV station broke down. A car came quickly, drove in front of the girl, and suddenly became an autobot. The girl said to it, "Welcome to the earth". -Transformers episode 1 A car hit a girl, but then the car flew away. The girl smiled, turned into a car with a face and drove away quickly. -Aliens invaded the earth. A car came at a high speed and was knocked down by a little girl coming slowly on the spot. The little girl shrugged her shoulders, turned her head and said contemptuously to the audience: I am the No.3 artificial man, and the Saiyan in the Monkey King is there ...-A car came at a rapid speed at the Dragon Ball Studio, and the driver got off to help the girl. The two faced each other silently, releasing the spark of love, and the two sides got married happily under the resistance of their families (feud). -Qiong Yao Romance A car came at a high speed and hit a girl. The driver got off to help the girl. The girl said, "Really? My father is Bush. The driver said, is it? My dad is bin Laden? " The latest anti-terrorism record in Hollywood shows that a car came at a high speed and hit a girl. The driver got off to help the girl and strangled her. When he got home, he wrote in my diary. This is a Japanese textbook.