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Download the full txt set of the e-book "Shi Ban Xia Tian Xia"
The attachment of the complete txt novel of "Shi Ban Xia Tian Xia" has been uploaded to Baidu Netdisk, click to download for free:
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At four o'clock in the afternoon, it is gone guest. Shu Zhan moved a bench and sat at the door of the shop, smoking a cigarette and looking at the sky. The sky in Chengdu is still leaden gray, low to the ground. The weather is very hot and stuffy, making people panic. "It's bad weather again! Phew!" Shu Zhan spit out a lot of sticky phlegm, venting his anger towards the weather. However, Shuzhan still admitted that Chengdu, when the sun shines, is the most charming place he has ever seen. Not long after Shu Zhan narrowed his eyes, the guests came to the door. Several young people gathered around the table noisily. Shu Zhan had just come to learn how to cook, and it wasn't his turn to do anything in the kitchen yet, so he stepped forward to greet the guests, pour tea and order dishes. The group casually ordered a few of the signature dishes on the menu, ordered two bottles of beer, and started telling dirty jokes loudly, laughing and cursing the direct female elders who greeted each other. Shu Zhan especially liked to listen to these dirty talk. He stood aside with his ears twitching. One of the men in the group was particularly conspicuous. He was very thin. Shu Zhan almost suspected that he was malnourished. His small eyes were particularly evil and he could blink every time. Lustful light. The skinny young man who talked happily and danced with joy was comparable to Mr. Li who talked about storytelling. There were no other guests, and soon all the dishes were served. Several people immediately picked up their chopsticks and started using them with great fanfare, as if there were hundreds...
It should be the whole book
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