Dog licking joke

Nowadays, most girls dare to say, do and wave. When chatting, people who don't have love routines are often easily taken into the ditch by them. For example, girls always talk about Neptune, licking dogs and spare tires, and they also divide boys into love rat, straight men and warm men. Boys with low status are completely at a loss. It's not that they can't flirt, but that girls are too evil.

Scene reappearance: I was chatting with a girl, and she said I was love rat. How should I reply with a joke? From the analysis of the scene, this girl is obviously not an introverted, shy and quiet girl, but a coquettish and gossip girl. For such a girl, you have to reply with jokes in order to appreciate each other and let the girl establish a relationship with you? Confidante? Experience.

1, before you, I can only say to drink more hot water. After meeting you, I woke up love rat's mouth.

This sentence is absolutely super lethal for girls to satisfy vanity, because the subtext of this sentence is that you can't blame me for being a scum, but you can only blame me for being so beautiful that I have to be a scum.

Girls must be very happy to hear such a reverse compliment, she said? Love rat? This sentence itself is teasing the atmosphere. This clever reply not only meets her expectations, but also makes her very happy. Kill two birds with one stone, and make her feel that you have a sense of confidant!

I'm not love rat, I'm just attracted to you.

People who know love skills see opportunities in every chat, while people who don't know love skills have a chat at every opportunity. Cleverly having an affair with a girl in a reply is the demeanor of a love master, which makes the girl be teased inadvertently.

When a girl hears such a joke that you like her, she must be very happy. After all, being liked by others is a happy thing, and at the same time, she will be surprised by your clever reply and think that you are a very resilient person.

I am not a scum, I just want to give you a home.

Although there are some rustic love words, my sister will feel very sweet after listening to them, and she will think that you know her very well and are good at creating romance, and the intimacy between you will rise from now on!

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