Senior satirist's sentences are suitable for friends circle (selected 30 sentences)

Sentences of senior satirists are suitable for sending friends. 1. You are nothing outstanding, but your face is strong enough. ...

2. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

How dare you come out to meet people like that dog? Good people don't do it, they have to come out as dogs.

4. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

6. I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule

7. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

8. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

9. You are so smart that you know you are a person.

10. Everyone is a gentleman and everyone is a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

12. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

13. See why there is famine in Africa.

14. You think you are the sun and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

15. Men have eight fears: first, their wives are pregnant; second, their wives are desperate; third, their young ladies are ill; fourth, they are afraid of being reflected by the masses; fifth, their loved ones are soaked; sixth, their mahjong is beaten; seventh, their money is stolen; and eighth, they are afraid of being invalidated.

This sentence by a senior satirist is suitable for sending friends circle 2 16. Camels give birth to donkeys, a strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

17. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then stick to a safe distance.

18. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

19. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

20. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama.

2 1. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a simple display of sound.

All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

23. Love is not the whole of life. At the age of 20, you should know that it is only a part of life. Immersed in love every day, even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

24. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

25. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

26. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

27. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

28. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

29. Living wastes air, and dying wastes land and RMB.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

Sentences suitable for satirizing people in a circle of friends

Sentence 1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Why cover your face with your ass?

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

Even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

In the face of temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

6. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything!

7. You say you just fool around all day, or you just fool around.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.

9. I hung my head and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

12. I'm really surprised at your shameless.

13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.

14. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig waist face!

15. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)

The second sentence is suitable for satirizing people in the circle of friends 16. Four great sorrows in life: a long drought meets a shower, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

You look very energetic. !

18. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

19. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

20. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

2 1. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

22. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

23. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

24. Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose!

25. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

26. Don't tell me when you break up: "In fact, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

27. I don't know why you laugh all day. It's like a broken cloth shoe exploding.

28. When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down at you, my neck will ache.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

30. People can do anything. The word "bitch" is not suitable for you!

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence (1) 1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

2. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

Look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words.

5. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

6. I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear the fact that you are on cloud nine under men!

7. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

8. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

9. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and then hold down "CTRL-V".

10. People say I married you with flowers from cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

1 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

12. I've never seen you like this. I said no, and you confessed like this.

13. Nothing, but when Big Wolf called, they made up one lie after another.

14. You look very creative and live bravely!

15. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence (Part II) 16. Every woman with a large number of people hangs a lady's sign.

17. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan has been completed. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

18. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

19. You should still have some self-knowledge. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

20. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2 1. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

22. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

24. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

25. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

26. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

27. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

28. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People will pickle salted fish for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

29. Living wastes air, and dying wastes land and RMB.

Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Reply to sarcastic sentences in friends circle (30 sentences)

1. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2. The adulterer Leng Mei is ashamed, but wearing a skirt is an ox.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

You can see why there is famine in Africa.

6. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

7. Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

8. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

12. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

13. A rose lasts forever, and a rose lasts forever.

14. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

15. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

16. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can go to major film festivals to rub the red carpet every day. One by one, old aunts in their late thirties are milking their cows and exposing their ditches. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.

17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

19. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

20. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

2 1. Children regard reward toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.

22. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

23. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

24. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

25. Every woman who can do her best hangs a lady's sign.

26. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

28. If you look innocent, you are sorry for the people and the party.

29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".

30. How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-a beautiful death.