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What jokes do women who love you tell when they get along?

When you really have a heart for someone, you tend to be cautious. It is said that the first reaction to falling in love with that person is inferiority. Sometimes that strong emotion is irresistible. I love you with three minutes of heat and freshness. Within a month, this enthusiasm will be washed away by time. People who approach you at ten times the speed will only leave at a faster speed.

Many people like to call their favorite people after drinking to express their thoughts, and find an excuse to have no scruples about what they don't have the courage to say. Anyway, I can use drunken nonsense as a shield. At the same time, people often like to express their inner thoughts in a joking tone. If they don't succeed, they can also say: I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, which is why so many people claim to be April Fools' Day.

These three sentences about women? Are you kidding? , obviously for you? Deeply in love? Don't misunderstand her.

They all say we are husband and wife. Why would I think that? ?

When a woman hears someone tell her that you are married, she will be very happy and a little nervous, and she will feel that her inner thoughts have been spied. When I think of those moments with you, the more I think about it, the happier I am. I especially want to know your views on this matter, but I dare not express them directly. Ha, ha, ha, and then I will mention it to you intentionally or unintentionally. It seems like a joke, but I really hope to get your affirmation.

You old man, why haven't you found someone yet? Why don't we make do?

Men must be clear when women say you? Old man? When, absolutely not derogatory. She just wants to express that at your age, you haven't found someone yet and I happen to be, so let's be together. If she thinks you are old, she will stop talking. All she can say is like it and be cautious.

She wants to get the answer she wants from you, and she wants you to ask for communication on your own initiative, instead of: where I am old, where are you old?

You are so ugly, how can I like you? ?

Don't think that women really think you are ugly and tease you, just see the last sentence? How can I like you? That's enough. She can't say: you are so handsome, I like you very much. This is too superficial. Saying that you are ugly is to add more interest to this sentence and make the atmosphere relaxed. Say you are ugly or not, and like you is true. I hope you can understand this.