A sarcastic sentence about a woman being mean

1. You are like a pug, whoever has a bone will follow you.

2. Don’t you think you are like a street singer or a beggar? Otherwise, why would you always treat yourself as a vulnerable group?

3. Don’t think that I dare not recognize you because you look like the one at the car accident scene.

4. I think you are like an astronomer who can study new planets every day.

5. You are like a hot water bottle, a thoughtless puppet.

6. You are like a clown, always directing and acting.

7. You are like a vampire, always sucking the value out of others.

8. You are like a circus ringmaster, always toying with your audience.

9. You are like a parasite, always dependent on others to survive.

10. You are like a rotten cabbage, always exuding a rotten smell.