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All the funniest jokes in the universe have been collected! ! !

There are five, hey hey! !

1. One day in a computer class, a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed and our whole platoon died." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "

2. There is a computer room of a management unit named Zhu. Someone once called his cell phone. "Chicken head, are you in the pigsty?" (Want to say: Mr. Zhu, are you in the computer room? )

3. Party A, Party B and Party C were flying, and suddenly the plane was overweight. Party A dropped a bag of rice, Party B dropped a knife and Party C dropped a Grenade. After getting off the plane, they were very happy to see a farmer pick up a bag of rice, which was thrown down by A; Walking, I saw a little girl crying. B asked her why she was crying. She said, "A knife fell from the sky and killed my puppy." B is shame; Walking again, I saw a little boy laughing. C asked why. He said, "My dad farted and the village across the street blew up." ……

4. Three brothers in Lu Hua Village, the eldest is called "rogue", the second is called "kitchen knife" and the third is called "trouble". One day, "Trouble" got lost and the eldest brother took his second brother to the police station. He said: "I am a hooligan in Lu Hua village, and I brought a kitchen knife to make trouble." ..... the police arrested them.

Three brothers, the older one can only say "three of us".

Second brother can only say "toast",

Third brother can only say "don't go".

One day, they ate in a restaurant for the first time.

Attendant: How many people are there?

Big Brother: The three of us.

Attendant: What would you like to eat?

Second brother: Toast.

Attendant: Would you like some more tea?

Third brother roared: Don't go!

The waiter was stunned.

The police came,

Policeman: The perpetrator!

Big Brother: The three of us.

Police: murder weapon

Second brother: Toast.

Policeman: Take it away! !

Third brother: Let's go!

Police: ............