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English joke: crowded shops.
This is the day of sale. Rumors of sale (and some advertisements in the local newspaper) are the main reasons for the long queue at 8:30.
Opening hours of shops
In front of the shop.
A man pushed his way to the front of the line.
But it was pushed back.
In a loud and colorful curse. In this man's second attempt,
He got a heavy blow on the jaw.
Wandering around for a while
Then it was thrown to the end of the line.
When he stood up.
He said to the person on the other end of the phone
"That's true! If they hit me again,
I'm not opening a shop! One day, a shop was having a sale. People lined up before the store opened. A short man pushed his way to the front of the line, but he was pushed back and cursed to cut in line. The man tried to push forward again, but he was pushed back and his chin was hit several times. He said to the last person, "if they do this to me again, I won't open the door!" " ! !"
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