Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Everything that needs to be homophonic.

Everything that needs to be homophonic.

Mosquitoes get fat in their bellies-there is no oil and water.

Boil crabs in boiling water-see how long you run wild.

Crazy girls tell jokes-laugh and laugh.

Invite wolves to be guests-live impatiently.

The lame walk by the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

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Have a good mind. Poor widows go to the market-no one is needed. Want money but have no money

A mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair) 2

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary 5

Yellow mud falls into the crotch-it's not a matter (shit) but also a matter (shit) 6

The yellow dog's head is out of the corner-it's all abroad (sheep) 5 <

the monk temple is facing buddhist nun-nothing has to be done.

The monk's wooden fish can't keep his mouth shut. 1

The cheeky (toothy) disciple worships the master. 2

The cheeky (toothy) disciple drinks rice soup. > beggar dances yangko-poor and happy

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing

The Peking Opera walks slowly

When you see the candle on fire, it is soft and droopy 1

When you see the camel, you say that the horse is swollen-it is rare and strange

There are sores on your back. Put a plaster on your chest-regardless of the future trouble.

Selling flutes in the street-boasting

crossword puzzles:

I'm too lazy to see people's words.

I really want to retreat from the second line.

When I read it, I read it as one, and when I use it as two words, I

Two people compete for the ball. The word "one person with an inverted tick"

refers to the eastern Chinese word "one butterfly in front of a flower"

the word "one person in the shade of a flower"

the word "lantern riddle party"

the word "sheep" imported in groups

the word "one city, water, wind, wrinkle" one city "water"

the word "sorrow" from people's hearts

the last word. Word one

bald cover word one

two dogs talk about unity word one

wind quartet word one

open source and thrifty word one

go, Go straight to the word

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Pay attention to it bit by bit.

Put your mind at ease, and you'll be fine if you get sick.

Scholar.

Everyone takes part in the sports meeting.

It's more important than Mount Tai, or it's lighter than a feather.

Guan Gong goes to Maicheng.

The left is not in the first place, and the right is not in the first place.

It advocates late marriage.