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Write a sentence like a sentence, Chinese in the fifth grade of primary school, urgent!
Please boys and girls sing English songs together! Urgent! It is not particularly difficult to sing a few duets between men and women. Beautiful melody, catchy, fresh and natural. Listen to it ~
(1) Jason Mraz-Lucky (this is his cooperation with Colbie Caillat)
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(2) Owl City-Salad Room (very young and fresh feeling, male voice in front, female voice behind, listening as comfortable as breathing fresh air)
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(3) Joshua Reading-Ski
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I urgently need a travel diary with the theme of "-",about 350 words. Today, we came to the "Shandong Underground Grand Canyon" in Yishui. We went down the mountain on the electric scooter of the pipe track and headed straight for the entrance of the underground grand canyon. The track has a total length of 2,800 meters and a drop of more than 50 meters. We enjoyed the rural scenery all the way and had a good time. Before entering the cave, there were many unknown small white flowers along the way, which were not as gorgeous as peony, but had different scenery. At the entrance of the underground grand canyon, there is a small waterfall splashing with water, which gives people a refreshing feeling.
Coming out of the underground grand canyon, we had lunch at Wolong Mountain Villa and went to the underground fluorescent lake, which is 16 kilometers away. This is the season of wheat harvest. There are golden wheat fields on both sides of the road, and even the road is used as a place to dry wheat.
Before entering the mouth of the fluorescent lake, we could already feel the chill. Standing at the mouth of the cave, we got used to the temperature inside, and we officially stepped into the small world of fireflies. The difference between this scenic spot and the Grand Canyon is that it needs a boat from the beginning, and it is also equipped with an electronic guide. You only need to wear headphones to hear the detailed explanation. Before coming to a small hole, the boatman and the tour guide told us that fireflies could be seen inside. When I first entered the cave, I just felt that it was dark and I could see nothing. After a few seconds, my eyes were attracted by the twinkling "starlight" at the top of the cave. Hundreds of fireflies form mysterious patterns overhead, like a beautiful galaxy, winding in. Against the background of the river, we seem to have fallen into the boundless universe. This feeling is really great! I hope my friends can also experience it ~
It's uncomfortable to hold my urine, and suddenly I can't pee. These diseases are all caused by the kidneys.
First of all, kidney deficiency, impotence and premature ejaculation are our body's functions of respecting and protecting ourselves. For these reasons, you can refer to the following points.
1. If you get married, you may have sex too often, which is harmful to your health. How can I not lose money?
2. If you are unmarried, you may have bad habits of * * * and * * *, so quit quickly and wake up.
You may not be filial to your parents. If you look at Yu Li and Cai Lixu's disciple rules, you will understand.
Parents are your roots, and those who honor their parents will not have these problems. All virtues come first. Give parents more care and warmth.
You may have sex with men and women and not pay attention to your behavior. Read the book Treasure of Shou Kang carefully.
6. I like watching some dirty movies and pictures, telling some dirty jokes and not paying attention to my mouth. Never mind shame.
7. You may be too grumpy, like eating meat, drinking and smoking, and have not formed a good habit of living, eating and sleeping.
8. You may be emotionally unstable, irritable and anxious, and the sun is shining. How can you lose money?
9. You may have poor sleep quality, insomnia or often stay up all night. Do not pay attention to the laws of human life.
10. You may like to eat meat, for example, fish and meat are inseparable when eating. Thinking that these are nutrients is actually destroying your genes.
Compare your situation with the above 10 score. Please see the following points about how to look at it. I have always been opposed to drug treatment, because those are palliative, not permanent, and will recur after a while. Why? If you are sick, you will go to the doctor. The following points 18 are for reference only.
1. If you are married, please stop having sex for more than three months, and it is best for husband and wife to live separately. It can be cured without treatment, provided that the drug must be stopped. Not once.
If you are unmarried, please stop the bad habits such as * * * and * * and swear to quit. Not one at a time. If you can't quit, please read more about Avalokitesvara in South China!
3. Be kind to your parents. Our bodies come from our parents unscathed. Parents are our greatest benefactors. Give more love and care to parents. Filial piety is the essence of our human body, and this essence is vitality. Restoring vitality is natural and healing. Learn more about "sage education changes fate"
Urgent! Computers can't always install this software. What happened? Does it mean that someone else's server is not open ... you can't load information because you are not connected to his server. ...
A letter from a student to his parents. Urgent about learning! to tell the truth
What are the more distinctive folk customs in Zhongshan? Besides the Dragon and Lion Dance and Dragon Boat Festival, which are common in South China, I think the Huangpu Piaose and Xiaolan Chrysanthemum Festival are special. I didn't see the others, so I'll give you some information:
Charity is flourishing.
It started at 1988, and was first held on the evening of the seventh day of the lunar calendar (Renri) every year, and then changed to the afternoon of the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar (Yuanxiao). Its purpose is to carry forward Dr. Sun Yat-sen's spirit of fraternity and raise donations for the Red Cross Fund. The charity walk is held once a year, which fully embodies the spirit of "fraternity and equality" advocated by Dr. Sun Yat-sen.
Dragon Boat Racing
The fifth day of the fifth lunar month is a traditional folk festival in China-Dragon Boat Festival. In memory of the patriotic poet Qu Yuan, dragon boat races and rice dumplings are held every year. With the passage of time, the dragon boat race has evolved into an annual folk activity in the water town. This kind of activity is more common in the water town area of Zhongshan. On the 10 day from the first day to the tenth day of the fifth lunar month, Shi Qi will hold the dragon boat race in the whole city, and the towns and villages in the water towns will send elite dragon boat teams to participate.
Shaxi Dragon, Lion, Crane and Phoenix Dance
Shaxi town is "the hometown of ethnic folk arts in Guangdong Province", where dragon, lion, crane and phoenix dances have a long history. As early as 600 years ago in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, they settled in Shaxi with their ancestors from the south. Today, there are 465,438+0 folk art groups in Shaxi, with more than 65,438+0,200 performers, forming three series of crane dance, dragon and phoenix dance and lion dance, which have become a wonderful work of folk art and are deeply loved by the masses.
In 2004, at the invitation of Korean Folk Dance Association, shaxi town's "Crane Dance" went abroad to perform in Korea for the first time. It is understood that this is the only folk art group invited to perform in Guangdong Province.
Shaxi Bath Buddha Festival
Every year on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, Shaxi Shi Sheng and Xiangjiao Villagers Art Troupe spontaneously organize the annual "Folk Art Parade". On that day, every household ate Qian Luan cake, and then took to the streets to watch the large-scale parade and celebration with the participation of the whole people.
Huangpu piaose
The floating color of Huangpu has strong local characteristics, which is obviously different from Panyu Shawan, Wuchuan and Zhongshan Cliff. The floating colors in the Yellow Garden are mainly composed of color cabinets, color centers, color feet, color stems and color shoulders. It has a unique concept. Each version of the floating color stem supports a * * * called "color center", and there is a child named "color foot" sitting under the color stem. 65438-0998, Huangpu Town was named as the hometown of Liucai art by Guangdong Provincial Department of Culture.
Cliff mouth floating color
The floating color of cliff mouth developed from the folk sacrificial procession of "dressing as a bodhisattva" in Zhenguan period of Tang Dynasty, and changed to the form of children playing characters and taking small wooden boxes as the stage in the early Ming Dynasty, and became a comprehensive art integrating smelting, machinery, sculpture and performing arts. Every year on the sixth day of the fifth lunar month, eight natural villages in Yakou team up to hold a float parade, year after year, without interruption.
Xiaolan Chrysanthemum Festival
Xiaolan Town is an important town in the north of Zhongshan City. It is famous at home and abroad for its historical tradition of holding the "JOE Chrysanthemum Festival" every 60 years, and is known as the "Chrysanthemum City".
Xiaolan Chrysanthemum has a history of more than 700 years since the Southern Song Dynasty. The Chrysanthemum Festival originated in the year of Chen Bing in the first year of Qianlong in Qing Dynasty (AD 1736). During the Jiaqing period (A.D. 18 14), a large-scale chrysanthemum party was held in memory of the ancestors who moved from Nanxiong Zhuji Lane to Xiaolan, and it was agreed to hold a chrysanthemum party every year during the Jiaqing period (60 years apart). During the Chrysanthemum Festival, there were many cultural performances such as Cantonese opera, movies, acrobatics, Quyi, Piaose, dragon and lion dances. In 2004, the Ministry of Culture officially awarded Xiaolan the title of "Hometown of China Folk Art (Chrysanthemum Culture)".
Zhongshan folk songs
Zhongshan has always been the hometown of folk songs with a long history. Popular folk songs generally include long saltwater songs, short saltwater songs, sorghum songs, big songs, big aunt songs, tea-picking songs, Bai Lianhua, lotus flowers, crane songs, dragon boats, white orchids, Dongxiang tunes, children's songs, Taoist feelings, and some minor folk songs. These folk songs are accumulated by the ancestors of Zhongshan in their daily lives. They express their feelings by singing in their own dialects.
How to write math homework? Emergency online waiting. Answer them all. Thank you. Question 8: x=3, y=2.
Question 9: 18 under the cube root
Question 10: x=2, y= 1, z=-1.
Example 3: Suppose: buy X basketballs, and then buy (20-x) volleyball.
(95-80)x +(60-50)(20-x)=260
15x+200- 10x=260
x= 12
Then buy 12 basketballs and 20- 12=8 volleyballs.
(2).(60-50) divided by (95-80)=4
Add your own mathematical symbols ~
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