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There was once a novel about Lu Bu going back to the past after the death of the White Gate Tower and following Chen Gong's advice ... Which novel was it?

I wonder if Once upon a time in America is the novel you want.

Chapter 11 The White Gate Tower Lu Bu ordered Lu Bu to beg Liu Bei again. Liu Bei was defeated by Lu Bu, and Yuzhou fell, and the danger was endless, which matched Xu Du. Liu Bei's wife, children and brothers are all separated. His wife and children stayed in Yuzhou, but Lu Bu didn't hurt them. Liu Bei rode with Sun Gan to Xudu and went to Cao Cao. The journey is hundreds of miles, and neither of them has much dry food. "Excuse me, master, do you want to travel all night? Still looking for a family rest? " Sun Gan asked. "It's a long way. I'm afraid I have to find someone to rest for a day! " Liu Bei said. When they rode to dusk, they saw a small mountain village ahead and hurried there. On the way, I met Orion Liu An, who had been hunting all day, but couldn't hit anything. At this moment, I saw Liu Bei, who was distinguished. Liu An thought that Liu Bei was not an ordinary person, and saw them strike up a conversation. "Excuse me, can't I find someone to spend the night?" Liu An said. "Yes, who are you, please?" Liu Bei said. "My name is Liu An, and I'd like to take the liberty of asking your name," Liu An said. "I am Liu Bei, and his name is Liu Bei." Liu Bei said. Ah! Liu Yuzhou is famous for his benevolence and righteousness in Kyushu, and Liu An has also heard that Tao Qian asked Xuzhou, but Liu Bei disagreed. They think that Liu Bei is very righteous, and there will be a future with Liu Bei. Welcome Liu Bei to go home. Seventy-year-old mother learned that Liu Yuzhou was coming in Liu An, and told Liu Bei this and that cheerfully, hoping that Liu Bei would accept Liu An's words. Liu An happily went into the kitchen and told his wife that Liu Yuzhou was coming. Liu is busy cooking. "It's just Liu Beilai. What's the big deal? As long as people are the same. " Liu said. "What do you know this woman folk! He is the famous Liu Yuzhou! If I can follow him, I will definitely have a bright future! " Liu An said. "That's right! Did you catch any prey today! Since you want to please Liu Bei, at least give him meat to eat. We have no meat at home now, only some vegetarian dishes. Let him do it! " Liu said. "I didn't catch any prey today." Liu An said gloomily. "Then you can borrow it from Orion next door!" Liu said. "borrow? That's easy to say. People will lend their hard-earned prey to others? Joke, everyone is poor. Isn't it worse to lend your food to others? " Liu An said. "Do you still want to skin my flesh for Liu Bei?" Liu joked. Liu An suddenly had an idea. He killed his wife, cut off the meat from one arm and fried it. For the sake of his future, he also forgot these things. Liu An watched Liu Bei eat a small plate of meat, feeling a little happy and sad. "Hey? what kind of meat is it? Why does it taste so strange? " Liu Bei said. "This ... this is the wolf meat I beat the other day." Liu An said in fear and trembling. "Is this wolf meat? Oh, I see! " Liu Bei said. "Son, you seem to have never hit the wolf meat! You usually only get some pheasants, rabbits and the like. " Liu Mu said. Liu An immediately blushed and bowed his head. "This is not a wolf meat, what is that meat? Your mother told me that you can travel with me if you want! As for your mother, your wife will take care of it! " Liu Bei said. "I ... my wife has ... gone! And today I didn't hit anything at all. " Liu An said confidently. "What? Then this meat, this meat is ... "Before Liu Bei finished, he asked Liu Mu where the kitchen was, and then strode into the kitchen. "Don't-"Liu An said it was too late. Liu Bei saw a woman lying on the ground with the flesh of one arm cut off. Now it is confirmed that the meat that Liu Bei ate just now is the meat of Liu An's wife. Liu Bei ran to the door and threw up all over the floor. Liu An's mother fainted, and Liu Anze knelt on the ground to confess. After Liu Bei and Sun Gan had enough to eat, they helped Liu An clean up Liu's body and then spent the night. The next day, Liu Bei said goodbye. "Liu An, if there is an opportunity in the future, you can come and follow me, but not now. You have a 70-year-old mother. Take good care of your mother! " Liu Bei said. Liu Bei and Sun Gan galloped on horseback and arrived in Xudu in less than three days. Liu Bei and Cao Cao reported that Xiaopei and Yuzhou City had been lost, and said that Liu An had killed his wife and snatched food halfway. Liu Bei shed tears as he spoke. Cao Cao decided to reward Liu An with five hundred and twenty gold and arranged a mansion for Liu Bei. In the name of the son of heaven, Liu Bei was named general, Han Zuo and Yuzhou pastoral care. Today, Yang Yi has arrived in Xudu. Zhang Ning resigned from Yang and Wang and went to vote for Sun Ce. Yang Yi took refuge in Liu Bei and Wang Zheng took refuge in Cao Cao. Cao Cao knew that Wang Zheng was an outstanding wizard, as if he knew everything. He asked Wang Zheng what he could answer, and Wang Zheng was familiar with the art of war, so he was highly valued by Cao Cao. He was appointed as the general of the East, ready to return to Yuzhou. At this time, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also arrived in Xudu, and Mi Zhu and Mi Fang also arrived to meet Liu Bei. Liu Guan and Zhang Sui set out to fight, while Liu Bei left Yang Yi, Mi Zhu and Mi Fang in Xudu. Wang Zheng suggested to Cao Cao that to win the battle, it is not necessary to have more Serenade, but only how to use people. This sentence was later said by Sima Yi. I wonder what will happen if Wang Zheng says it now. Cao Cao is in favor of Wang Zheng's statement and often talks with him about the art of war all night. They received thirty thousand horses. Although Cheng Yu, Jia Xu and others dissuaded him before leaving, Cao Cao obeyed the king. There are fifty thousand defenders of Lu Bu in Yuzhou, Lu Bu and Chen Deng guarding the city, and Chen Gong is in Xuzhou. Twenty miles below the city of Yuzhou, Wang Zheng and Cao Cao were stationed, and Lu Bu appointed Chen Gui as the general guarding the city. Chen Gui is greedy for money. As long as he sends a heavy gift, it must belong to Cao Kanglu. Cao Cao did, and indeed received a reply from Chen Gui, asking his son Chen Dengxian to surrender to Cao Cao. After Chen Gong led the troops out of Xuzhou City, Chen Gui offered the city. Chen Deng has been deeply trusted by Lu Bu, and has been entrusted with an important task to jointly guard Yuzhou. After receiving his father's letter, Chen Deng thought of a plan to kill two birds with one stone. He told Lu Bu: Let Lu Bu lead half the soldiers and horses to pretend to attack Cao Jun's camp and welcome him out. Then he led half the soldiers and horses to sneak into Cao Cao's camp and set fire to their food and grass. Lu Bu thinks it is feasible. Lu Bu led 25,000 soldiers and horses to fight in front of Cao Cao's camp, and Wang Zheng led all the soldiers and horses out to fight. Chen Deng persuaded the soldiers in Yuzhou city to rebel against Lu Bu, and attacked Lu Bu together with Jun. Lu Bu fled to dozens of miles away, leaving thousands of military forces around him, all scarred and looking for a quiet place to rest. Chen Deng wrote a letter to Chen Gong, imitating Lu Bu's handwriting, and asked Chen Gong to lead the army to support him. Chen Gong immediately led 80,000 soldiers and horses to come day and night. There were 20,000 soldiers and horses in Xuzhou, and Chen Gui persuaded them to rebel against Lu Bu and take refuge in Cao Cao. When Chen Gong arrived in Yuzhou, he saw the flag inserted above the city wall, under which was written "Cao". Knowing that he had been cheated, he was ready to retreat. The king ordered ten thousand military forces to ambush in a dangerous place and lead the rest of them to pursue Chen Gong. Chen Gong didn't know how many enemy troops there were, but he was forced into a valley as soon as he retreated. The corridor in the valley is very narrow, and only a dozen people can pass at a time. Chen Gong saw this terrain and immediately understood that there was an ambush. It was too late. Ten thousand military forces are in front, followed by tens of thousands of Cao troops. Chen Gong thought he was going to die in the future and was ready to fight back. He killed for a long time and finally fought his way out. The soldiers and Chen Gong were exhausted. Chen Gong was accompanied by a thousand soldiers. On his way back to Xiapi City, the last city, he met thousands of soldiers and horses of Lu Bu. Everyone has been hungry for a few days, even if they climb, I'm afraid they can't climb! Desperate Chen Gong and Lu Bu ransacked the nearby people, and the family grabbed some food to satisfy their hunger. After half an hour's rest, they moved on. By robbing people of food, I finally arrived in Xiapi, but I complained all the way. Jun also quickly surrounded Xiapi. "impatiens, I'm afraid we're going to die this time." Chen Gong said. "Taiwan Province, what can you do?" Lu Bu said. "No." Chen Gong said. "That don't have to! There is a natural barrier of Surabaya around Xiapi. As long as we don't open the gate, Cao Jun can't get close to Xiapi. " Lu Bu said. "I don't think it's useful for us to stick to the city like this. Even if we have enough food and grass for half a year, can you guarantee that Cao Cao will withdraw his troops within half a year? " Chen Gong said. "We only have a few thousand military forces now, and Cao Cao is somebody else! There are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses, you say, how can you win with such a big disparity! " Lu Bu said. "In that case, you will be timid all your life!" Chen Gong said angrily. Every day, Cao Cao came to Xiapi City and shouted to persuade Lu Bu to surrender. As long as he surrenders, he can sponsor Lu Bu to be a general and command the three armed forces. Lyu3 bu4 was a little persuaded, opened the gate and rode out of the city alone. "Dare to ask Prime Minister Cao, if I surrender, will you really sponsor me as a general?" Lu Bu said. "It's true, the general is Lu Bu, the general's horse is a red rabbit at once, and the general's halberd is a painting halberd in the sky. All three are unique in the world! " Cao Cao said. "Or cao cao this treacherous man has a vision. If Dong Zhuo had asked me to command the military forces of the three armies, Dong Zhuo would have been the emperor. " Lu Bu said. "So! Serve first, and those who know the times are heroes. You should make a quick decision. If it is late, we will meet in the war in the future. " Cao Cao said. "Fuck you!" Chen Gong said, standing on the gate, and shot an arrow at Cao Cao, which almost killed Cao Cao. Jun archers immediately released arrows, and Lu Bu quickly retreated into Xiapi City and closed the gate. "It's all yours, GongTai. Didn't you hear Cao Cao say that he would sponsor me as a general? " Lu Bu said. "Hum! Don't you know what Cao Cao is? Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe and Bianrang. How cruel he is. Anyone who blocks Cao Cao's progress will become a stepping stone for Cao Cao. When Cao Cao stepped on it, we fell. " Chen Gong said. "alas! How do you think? It is neither horizontal nor vertical. " Lu Bu said. "In my opinion, it is better to step up the construction of city wall defense," said Chen Gong. "all right! All right! Listen to you, Chen Gongtai! " Lu Bu said. After that, Lu Bu indulged in debauchery and drank a cup with his wife Yan all day long to relieve Lu Bu's unhappiness. Chen Gong supervises the Great Wall day and night. "Master, I have a plan to reach 200,000 soldiers." Guo Jia said. "Are you talking about letting Surabaya burst its banks?" Wang Zheng said. "Exactly!" Guo Jia said. "Then do as Guo Jia says!" Cao Cao said. As soon as Surabaya burst its banks, the river rushed down Pi City and flooded for three days and nights. The water was still three feet deep and all four doors were washed away by the flood. Many soldiers were washed away by the flood, and Lu Bu was still drinking! Chen Gong led the remaining 1,000 soldiers and horses and repaired the gate in one day. Everyone was exhausted and had to have a rest. However, in order to prevent Cao Jun's attack, the soldiers took turns to keep vigil. Knowing that Hou Cheng, Xu Wei and Song Xian under Lu Bu were dissatisfied with Lu Bu, Wang Zheng sent a letter to each of them: As long as Lu Bu and Chen Gong were captured alive, they would be rewarded handsomely. When Lu Bu knew about it, he thought that the three of them were going to oppose it, and one of them scolded fifty of his men, which deepened his resentment against Lu Bu and prepared to act at night. Lu Bu happened to be drunk, and the three of them tied Lu Bu up. Hou Cheng took Lu Bu's red hare to see Cao Cao, and Song Xian inserted Lu Bu's Fang Huaji in front of Xiapi City, and finished the account. Chen Gong, Lu Bu and Zhang Liao were bound by Hou Cheng, Xu Wei and Song Xian. Other pawns dared not act rashly and surrendered to Cao Cao with three generals. Cao Cao ordered Chen Gong, Lu Bu and Zhang Liao to be put on the White Gate Tower. Lu Bu knelt on the ground and begged for mercy loudly. "Cao Cao, you said that as long as I take refuge in you, you will make me a general. Don't break your word! " Lu Bu said. "Hum! It's too late to take refuge in me now! " Cao Cao said. "Master, Lyu3 bu4 is the best military commander in the world, and talents are really rare. Can you spare his life? " Cheng Yu said. "Prime minister, lyu3 bu4 this fellow must not leave, have you forgotten Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo? Do you want to be his third adoptive father? " Liu Bei said. "well! Push Lu Bu down and behead him! " Cao Cao said. "Liu bei, you Big Ear Thief! I'm a ghost, I can't get around you! If it weren't for me, would your wife and children still be alive? " Lu Bu said. After Lyu3 bu4 was beheaded, Zhang Liao was lifted, but no matter how the soldiers held Zhang Liao's shoulder, Zhang Liao wouldn't kneel. "Cao Cao, if you want to kill, then kill, then cut! Needless to say! " Zhang Liao said. "Prime Minister, Wen Yuan's loyalty is unparalleled. As long as you treat him well in the future, he will definitely take refuge in you. " Liu Bei said. Cao Cao raised his sword and cut the rope that bound Zhang Liao. "Thank you for your kindness in not killing!" Zhang Liao said. Next came to Chen Gong. "Hum! Cao Cao traitor! I will never forgive you. Don't think that others don't know what you have done before, hahahaha! One day, I will watch you die from below. Ha ha ha ha-"Chen Gong said. "Push Chen Gong down!" Cao Cao said.