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1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest;

2. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

I am not a casual person. It's not a person if you casually get up.

6. Women are not decent, but decent, because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible!

10. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.