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Woodcutter and shepherd
In this story, the woodcutter is obviously careless in making friends. Of course, both of them are very happy when chatting, but he doesn't understand that when the shepherd chats, his sheep will eat grass by themselves, and chatting won't hinder his sheep from eating, but the woodcutter won't cut wood when chatting, wasting precious time! Shepherds are happy when chatting and happy when they go home. The woodcutter was very happy when chatting, but he was very sad when he came home. He was greedy for temporary happiness and neglected important things, bringing endless pain to himself! He dispelled the shepherd's boredom, and the shepherd may not be grateful to him, and even snickered in his heart: "What a stupid man! ! ! "
Just like many retail investors in the stock market, they want to make a fortune by taking advantage of what others say about the bull market and watch stock reviews online all day. They saw the so-called "experts" say that this stock is good, so they bought this one and that one is good. They accompany these "experts" to play the game of chasing up and down, but they never study stock-related knowledge with their heart. Over time, those "experts" have made countless fans and made money.
Don't these investors have fun with the "experts" just like the woodcutter, and in the end they get nothing! "Experts" earned their RMB and snickered and said, "These leeks are so stupid! ! ! "
Lao Wang, who is over 500 years old, lives in the countryside and works as a temporary worker, and his temporary life is passable. But because temporary workers have no social security, they will retire in a few years. Once they retire, it means that their income will be cut off. In fact, Lao Wang is very anxious and has no pension after retirement. What should he do in the future? However, although he was in a hurry, he didn't plan for the future after returning home from vacation. Not only does he not want to work, he doesn't want to plant, but he also wants to find "friends" to play cards all day. He may not realize that these "friends" are idle people with retirement wages, and playing cards with him will not delay their wages; Lao Wang, like the woodcutter, played meaningless cards with these "shepherds" lying on the ground receiving pensions, and thought he had made some "like-minded" true friends!
Lao Wang may be completely unaware that his bet is bigger than others; When others accompanied him to play cards to kill time, his bank card was still counting his retirement salary, and Lao Wang got nothing but killing time mercilessly! Lao Wang, your friend's sheep are full. Where is your firewood? People have to sigh: "Lao Wang is so stupid! ! ! "
The woodcutter is very sad, but sad is not only that he didn't cut wood, but also that he was fooled and didn't know it!
-The end-
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