Chasing people to chat, humorous and earthy love story

Humorous and simple love stories (I) 1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

Stop eating sugar and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

3.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

4. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

5. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

6. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

7. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.

8. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

9. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the morning and evening of my next life.

10. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

1 1. "Oh, I overslept." "Lazy." "No, I quarreled with you in my dream to coax you into waking up."

12. I think it's very simple, time is still there, and you are still there.

13. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

14. I have no ambition. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

15. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

16. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

17. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

18. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns all the way, I just want you as the ending.

19. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

20. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? Stone? No, it's you. ...

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

23. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

24. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".

26. I like that you have copied it for two minutes, but you can't withdraw it.

27. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

28. To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

29. I want to find Duan and you.

30. I like Illicio Lez so much, just because I like you. This sentence is meaningless.

3 1. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

32. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

33. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

Don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

37. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

38. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

40. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

Chatting with people is a humorous love story (Chapter 3) 4 1. "I'm moving" to where? "Walk into your heart"

42. This morning in spring, I woke up easily and we got along well.

43. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

44. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

45. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

46. "It's getting cold." Mm-hmm. "Why don't you come to my arms to keep warm?"

47. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

48. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

49. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

50. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

5 1. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that the moonlight was very low ... I bowed my head and wanted to kiss you.

I like this snack very much! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

53. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

54. "You are in my heart", huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

55. The oil tiger is always stupid, What the hell, and Little Fool.

56. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

57. I seem to have ADHD, and my heart beats at the sight of you.

58. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

60. I only do two things today, breathing and thinking of you.

Humorous reply to WeChat chat with high emotional intelligence (40 sentences)

I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Listen, am I yours?

2. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

4. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

5. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

6.do you know what you look like now? "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

7. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I only have two TV sets left.

9. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

10. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

1 1. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

12. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to make trouble."

13. Thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the distractions, so that I happened to meet you.

14. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.

15. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

16. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

17.“n 55lw！ n paau！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

18. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

19. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Humorous reply to WeChat to talk about the love story of Gao EQ and Tu (part two) 2 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

22. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

23. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

24. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

25. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

26. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

27. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

28. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

29. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

3 1. I'm nine, you're three, and besides you, you're still.

32. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

36. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

37. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

39. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

40. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

Friends' high EQ chatting skills.

Chatting with friends with high EQ skills (Chapter 1) 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

2. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

5. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

6. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

7. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

8. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

9. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

10. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

1 1. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

12. "What are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

14. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

15. after meeting you, I became so old-fashioned I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

16. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

18. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

19. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

Chatting with friends with high EQ skills (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why did you hurt me? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

22. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

23. "In the face of you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

24. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

26. I hope that our chat records will become warm breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will become a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

27. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

28. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

29. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

30. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

3 1. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

32. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

34. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

35. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

36. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.

37. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

38. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

39. I have two loveliness. One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.

I miss you very much now.

Chat topic 100 humorous sentences

1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that his family couldn't surf the Internet.

The lost girl finally found her place.

There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Xiaoming was deeply impressed by the teacher's teaching, so the next day, he had a pair of false teeth.

I wanted to eat my sadness one by one, but I got fat one by one.

6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.

9. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

10. There must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.

1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

12. How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

13. The chemistry teacher asked, what about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

14. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

15. Who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

16. Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

17. Sleep, as expected, and sleep soundly on the school desk.

18. A class has a harem, and there are always several people vying for favor.

19. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

20. Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

2 1. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

22. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

23. Do not help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

24. What is the sandwich yarn for women chasing men? Just across the Sahara desert.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

26. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying down for one year.

27. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

28. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she annoy me in menopause?

29. Describe your category, from vertebrates to invertebrates, and finally to molluscs.

30. You are most likely to have a heart attack at the moment when the results are announced.

3 1. People hold hands and I hold the dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

34. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

35. I will study hard next semester and insult those who rank ahead of me.

36. You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the volume must be loud.

37. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am poor.

38. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

39. The saddest thing in the world is that I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds before watching this episode.

40. This is the whole character. Save some flowers, it is shameful to squander them.

4 1. People with few eyebrows can't be friends. Take a photo to prevent them from turning white, because once their eyebrows turn white, they disappear.

42. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

43. There are thousands of children in China. If this one doesn't work, we'll change it.

44. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

45. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

46. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

47. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

48. I have been looking for a man named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because I hit my brother!

49. I don't know how to describe this feeling now. I just don't want to live anyway. Unless you kiss me.

50. You just leave, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

5 1. Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more.

52. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

53. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

54. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.

55. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

56. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

57. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

58. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

59. Question: Why is summer vacation necessarily longer than winter vacation? Answer: Because it expands with heat and contracts with cold.

60. When you are in a bad mood, make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to bed.

6 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

62. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

63. Everyone is born primitive. Unfortunately, many people gradually became pirates.

64. What is maturity? Your mother didn't force you, so you put on long pants. What is youth? Your mother forced you, and you still don't wear long pants.

65. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am poor.

66. When your hair is waist-high, I will open my double knives and run sideways, taking all your long hair away!

67. Mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

68. A girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, regardless of whether she is male or female.

69. When I can't find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel that the whole person is making Indian cakes.

70. It is said that the more crimes a girl commits in her last life, the bigger her breasts will be in this life.

7 1. The reason why I am not tall is probably because I have been in a mini.

72. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.

73. I have more than 80 kinds of spicy strips. It's not too late to consider making friends with me.

74. Every time I get into bed after quarreling with others, I know how to scold at that time.

75. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

76. He doesn't care what your problem is. Don't worry, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

77. I mean, why don't we always know each other well? So you are especially fond of strangers.

78. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

79. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied above and the other is copied below.

80. How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? Beat her up first, and then send the house certificate of the most expensive property in Guangzhou, which will be an unforgettable surprise!

8 1. My wife has been praising me for being horny since she saw some photos of my girlfriend in college.

82. I can't stand this kind of business-the sign says: tear it down, pay it, sell it! I threw her a down jacket, but she refused to sell it. It's too deceiving consumers!

83. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

84. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

86. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

87. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

88. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

89. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

90. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women.

9 1. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

92. A letter is a letter. Don't believe it or not. You are still on wechat.

93. What is a bad guy? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

94. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

95. As an animal, only animals in this world can beat me.

96. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

97. Sometimes, I dream that I am full.

98. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

99. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

100. Grandma Meng, remember to put sugar in the soup when you make it for me. I will thank you in the afterlife.