Humorous stories of ancient Chinese prose about language art

Nie Shouxin (1912-1935) is particularly sensitive to music. Everyone says that whatever can be heard in his ears can be sung from his mouth. Over time, everyone called him "Ear". At a get-together, everyone applauded after Nie Shouxin's performance. The general manager gave him a gift and called him "Dr. Nie Er". He smiled and said to everyone, "Will you give me 1 ears? Four ears are connected in a string, don't they look like shells? " (The traditional Chinese character of "Nie Er" is written as "Nie Er") From then on, Nie Shouxin was renamed Nie Er. Guo Moruo 1945, Liao Xiongbing, a famous cartoonist in China, exhibited the cartoon "Spring and Autumn in Cat Country" in Chongqing. At that time, many cultural celebrities in Chongqing, such as Guo Moruo (1892- 1978), Song Yunbin and Wang Qi, were invited to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the first exhibition. During the dinner, Guo Moruo asked Liao Xiongbing, "Why is your name so strange and you call yourself your brother?" Wang Qi, the printmaker, grabbed the conversation and explained, "His sister's name is Bing, so he is called Brother Bing." Guo Moruo said with a smile: "Oh, I see, Yu Dafu's wife must be called Yu Da, and Shao Lizi's father must be called Shao Li." A word caused laughter from all the guests in the room. During Lao She's Anti-Japanese War, Youth World published by Beixin Bookstore urged the writer Lao She (1899- 1966). At the same time, Lao She humorously sent a letter with a dramatic flavor: Marshal sent an urgent order: no food and grass inside, no soldiers outside! Teenagers ride horses with guns and go for a ride in the youth world. Hey! Malays! See marshal. How many people did you bring? Two thousand words! Or old, weak and beaten soldiers! Rest after the account! Order! Be quiet! Exactly: clear-cut, murderous! At the age of 40, Lao She wrote a simple, self-deprecating and interesting autobiography. The full text is as follows: Shu Sheyu, whose real name is Lao She, is 40 years old and his face is yellow. Born in Beiping. Losing his father at the age of three can be described as fatherless; In the school year, the emperor did not exist, so there was no monarch. No father, no gentleman, especially filial to my mother, bourgeois's benevolence has not been swept away. Young people read 300 articles and don't want to know much. Following the normal school, I have laid the foundation for teachers, and I am physically strong, living in all directions and teaching as my career. It's hard to get rich. Every time I buy lottery tickets, I am proud of winning the last prize, but I am also willing to look on coldly and humble. At the age of 27, I wrote a book with indignation, and I don't know anything about philosophy of science. It's no big deal to write a novel to make everyone laugh. Married at the age of 34, there is a man and a woman, all of whom are very clever and gratifying. I like planting flowers in my spare time, but I can't get the method. Whenever there are leaves and no flowers, I am reluctant to give up. Don't rush to read everything, you will get nothing. Teaching and doing things are very serious, and I often have no regrets when I suffer losses. That's all. If you live another 40 years, you may gain something. Once many young people came to Lao She's house and asked how to write poems. Lao She said, "I can't write poetry, I can only make it up." Someone suggested that Lao She sing a song "impromptu" on the spot. It rained heavily in Xian Xinghai, and Changhong came to the sky; Into a snake's nest, the ice is shining, and the green field sleeps in the wind. Lao She casually sang this unique five-character quatrain. A few 20 words "jumbled" the famous sentences of eight writers and artists who are familiar and full of praise, with vivid images, broad artistic conception and endless aftertaste. After listening to this, the young people were all surprised. The heavy rain mentioned in the poem is Sun Dayu, a modern poet and literary translator. Xian Xinghai is Xian Xinghai, a people's musician. Gao Changhong is a modern celebrity. Wan Laitian is a drama and film worker. Bing Ying, a modern female writer, is from Hunan. Cheng she I used to be the editor-in-chief of Chongqing New Shu Newspaper. Bi Ye is a contemporary writer. Lin Fengmian is a painter. A Scotsman from Zhang Boling went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? On the day of the quick report, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "Well, Peter, tell a humorous story. Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." "