Funny for a couplet.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard. Part One: Fake cigarettes, fake wine and fake friends; Bottom line: false feelings, false feelings, false gentleness; Horizontal batch: money is real. Part one: Look behind, there are thousands of troops and horses; Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal batch: my god!