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Is there another universe in the world?
I just want to ask, where are you from?
Is it also the answer of kindergarten children: "From my parents"?
Then ask: Did your parents know you were a man or a woman before you came out?
It's not stupid not to know, but it's stupid to pretend to be a master and argue hard.
First, there may be an infinite number of universes parallel to our universe outside the universe.
On July 2, 20 10, the seventh edition of Reference News reprinted an authoritative article on cosmology, saying: "There may be infinite universes parallel to us outside the universe. There may also be infinite copies of us in the parallel universe, which is a little secret that scientists don't want you to know, because it makes them very confused. "
The universe has such a perfect earth and a matching sun, so "man" can't be lonely. Man is not the only creature in the universe. There can't be only one fragile "person" on the earth. In this complete universe, it is certain that the real manager of the universe is not "man". Because human life is confined to a very narrow earth circle in the universe, it can't adapt to the existence of the universe, and it can't be regarded as real cosmic life. This is the emergency exit you are looking for.
There has been special research in the scientific community for a long time, but many things in the scientific community are confidential, and the real information lies in this little secret that you don't know.
However, today's human beings are influenced by many factors, such as the tide left by society, outdated historical view, the environment of political pressure, the backwardness of human knowledge and so on. Many people who don't know what "science" means just stay at the pace of life more than 0/00 years ago. All along, what people can see on the desktop will not be the "yes" and "no" evaluated by the scientific community. Often before the emergence of true knowledge, human beings have always maintained the original knowledge level worshipped and spurned by heredity. Most of them are just people who have read traditional textbooks. They talk too far from the point, talk with a pointed nose and talk about jokes in traditional textbooks, in order to cover up the empty skull of human beings. Spending a little money makes people as confused as cultural life and can muddle along. This is the obstacle of people.
Sadly, whether it is true or not, human beings can still hear the greatest opening remarks: "I only believe in science", which is of course good. Generally speaking, people who only use the word "science" as an arrow often think they are "knowledgeable" and extremely noble and glorious because they don't know what "science" is. As everyone knows, this "science" is just a subject that explores and finds a little clue in the mysterious ready-made universe; Simply put, "science" means that children lick fruit candy with their tongues; This is banana candy and which is chocolate, and they are often mistaken.
Nowadays people regard the word "science" as the master key, but which "science" in the world can explain "whispering"? Which subject can find the true information of life and death that human beings must know?
Who can make people see the truth and lead people into the candy factory? In particular, the struggle philosophy of "the law of the jungle" and "evolution" has been mixed into the scientific queue like biology. After entering the textbook, human beings have been confused and difficult to distinguish.
Peking man has lived in textbooks for so many generations, and now it is found that the age error of textbook preachers is more than 200 thousand years;
The inherent concept that protein molecules that make up life must have water to maintain the three-dimensional structure is now found to be wrong;
It is generally believed in history that the beautiful feathers of male peacocks are to attract the opposite sex; The chameleon changes its color in order to blend in with the environment and achieve the purpose of hiding itself and blinding the enemy. However, it seems that these two views are not accurate;
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On August 15, 2006, an article in the 23rd edition of Metropolitan Express said: I don't believe that Tianmen scientists don't know what a planet is. Planets in the Solar System may have 80 or 50 textbooks, and all the existing textbooks will be rewritten.
Many scientific discourses in textbooks are based on today's scientific discoveries. In other words, many are wrong, but they cannot be rewritten. There are many aspects that great writers can't fully explain, and they won't explain, because one explanation will overturn all known knowledge. There are still many problems that cannot be explained and proved by the existing scientific level and means of human beings, but they do exist. No real scientist in the world dares to say that I can answer everything in the universe, and no book called "science" dares to write "absolutely right"
2010 June 15 "reference news" 7 th edition article, the British "Sunday Times" reported in June 13: Martin, the leader of the most authoritative scientific institution in Britain, professor of cosmology at Cambridge University and chairman of the Royal Society? Reese said: "The mysteries of the universe may never be solved because they are beyond people's understanding."
Reese said that due to the limited wisdom of human beings, we may never be able to solve the problems of the existence of parallel universes, the causes of the Big Bang and the nature of human consciousness.
Reese pointed out that Einstein put forward the general theory of relativity in 1915 by using the mathematical theory of19 in the early 9th century, and thought that gravity controlled the activities of planets and stars. At the beginning of the 20th century, physicists, such as Dirac, put forward quantum theory by using "ready-made" mathematical methods to explain the operation mode of the universe from the subatomic level.
The problem facing future generations is that these two theories are opposite in many aspects, and no one can find a mathematical method to combine them into a "unified theory". Thousands of scientists have spent decades on this problem, but they are still at a loss.
Rees believes that "human beings may have reached the limit of understanding." He even said that humans are like fish. Although they swim around in the sea all day, they know nothing about the nature of the sea where they live.
People's knowledge is limited, which is acknowledged by most wise scientists and senior intellectuals.
The mathematical quantity of the complexity of molecular nucleotides indispensable for the birth of life is equal to the sum of the different arrangements that these nucleotides can form, which is enough to fill the random combination of the whole universe. Only one combination can produce the first life. So how hard your life is! If you come to this airborne material space and don't even know what it is, won't it be empty and disappear forever?
Compared with the earth with a history of only 4.5 billion years, the history of human science and technology civilization is just a thoughtful life history in the past 200 years. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that there should be intelligent life in the universe and other planets with a history of 65.438+0.37 billion years. At least people have discovered the existence of unexplained higher-tech civilizations such as the laws of celestial bodies.
This shows that there is life in the sky. Since there is a more advanced intelligent life, there will be real information on the ground, so where is the real information?
Second, the real information is right under your nose.
From the study of Tianmen Studies, Biology, Confucius, Laozi, Mencius, Maya, Century, Whispering and the four influential religious classics in the world, it is found that strangely, everything in the universe; The earth is round and the universe is expanding. In the final analysis, the universe originated from nothingness, Israeli restoration and family planning in China ... which can be found in the Bible thousands of years ago. Where in the Bible does it say that science can be found?
When the moon was formed, it was only 22,530 kilometers away from the earth, but now the average distance has widened to more than 385,000 kilometers, and with the passage of time, the moon will go further and further. When you read this article, the moon is slipping away from the earth quietly. No scientist in the world can solve the mystery of why the moon left the earth and slipped away from it. Do you want to know the real science today? This mystery can be solved in the Bible.
In recent years, the theme of "20 12" has been copied enthusiastically, as early as 3,000 years ago in Deuteronomy and Exodus. In 5772 (AD 20 12), the code of the Jewish Bible was unlocked and written under the destruction of the earth, and the comet would hit the earth. There is also a saying that disasters will be stopped and will be stopped; Will be shattered, driven away, I will tear it to pieces.
The information from Xinhuanet said: "In 2004, astronomers discovered that an asteroid was flying towards the earth at a speed of nearly 50,000 kilometers per hour. It is predicted that April 13, 2029 will be very close to the earth. In this regard, astronomers around the world closely observe asteroids in space. " High-tech can make people prepare for future disaster warning in advance.
In Genesis and Numbers of the Bible, there is a hint that "friends will be delayed". "Friends Delay" and "Burning Eyebrows" overlap. Then "friends delay", human beings need not be too nervous, and the earth may not be extinct in 20 12 years.
Today, when whispers and flying saucers appear frequently, which classic in the world has explained "aliens"? But the Bible more than 3,000 years ago clearly told the world that this "whisper" is spirit.
The Hebrew original of "God" in the Bible is "man from heaven".
In the 1950s, human beings found that "aliens have no reproductive organs, so it is difficult to judge men and women", but the Bible clearly remembers that Jesus told his disciples about resurrection: "At the time of resurrection, people neither marry nor marry, but are like angels in the sky".
Who is the messenger from heaven? It is what people call "aliens". Actually, think about it. Call them "aliens" or "angels"-is "angels" accurate? According to human logical reasoning, it is more appropriate to call them "messengers from heaven" because they are not like people, not people.
Because the bible clearly tells mankind: ... this perishable thing will always become immortal, and this mortal thing will always become immortal; So after the resurrection, people will not die. Obviously, people must have children after death, but will they have children after death?
201April 14 reference news, 12 edition reprinted the issue of British New Scientist Weekly on March 20: the physicist's new book "Reading Reality" thinks that the universe is composed of bits. The article said: "What is the universe made of? Is it matter or energy? Are they particles or filaments? According to physicist Vlatko? Vedral's new works are, in the final analysis, composed of information. " Then, if people on the earth can't get this real information, they will go through this ignorant world 100 years.
Fourth, there are only two kinds of spirits of heaven and earth.
No matter how big the universe is, there are many gods in the world. Only the Bible can clearly summarize all the information left by the ancients. There are essentially only two kinds: one is the holy spirit, the creator, and the other is the fallen angel, the devil and the evil spirit. It controls two laws in the world ideology, namely "good" and "evil" in people's minds.
Although the Holy Spirit endowed human beings with free will, evil spirits forcibly encroached on human will. However, only one person can win. There is only one mark on him, and there is no place in the middle. It's only in your consciousness (subconscious) who accepts its remote control over you. Accept the Holy Spirit, and all true information will be discovered and stored for you.
Angels are sent by God to serve those who are smaller than angels, and they will be saved. They are all made, the raw materials made are much higher than human beings, and the wisdom is much higher than human beings. Compared with them, human beings are not smart and advanced, and no one in the world can compare with them. This humble and ignorant human being will have a higher position than them in the future.
It is precisely because the spiritual angel knows everything that God didn't give him a chance to repent. Only ignorant humans don't know that the sky is falling. Humans who are much worse than them, because of ignorance, God gave people 70 times patience, and the Son Jesus Christ was the guarantee. Archangels fell, and they betrayed and became evil spirits. That is to say, fallen angels is covered with flesh and blood, and he wants to occupy mankind first, occupy the world first, and disrupt God's plan. They lost the beauty of the original angel and created the body image of the fallen, but they can also be called "gods"-false gods. Because the trial date has not yet arrived, fallen angels can also be the ruler in the air.
Some fallen angels fell to the ground under the power of Satan, took people's bodies and used them to commit adultery with different people illegally. The product of the harmony between human descent and angel spirit produces a mixture between human beings. The Bible is a famous great man and capable man in ancient times. Hebrew is "Naphilin", which means "depravity". The seeds of human evil have been sown. It pollutes human beings and corrupts the basic heaven of "each according to its kind" that even wild animals know how to consciously abide by. This is the most evil thing in the eyes of God and cannot be tolerated. Although the mixture of these elves in the world lives in seclusion far from human beings. The creator must destroy him. In order to save the world from being dragged down, the final result is a devastating trial. Genesis 6: 8: Only Noah found favor with the Lord, and only eight people were saved by the ark.
What about today? In the article on page 33 of UFO Exploration published by Gansu Science and Technology Publishing House in 2006, Jacob put forward various details in the research process. If you haven't bought Hopkins and Jacob's books and read their descriptions of the kidnapping, these details are meaningless, but if someone reads the whole story with even a little interest, he will find that Jacob fills some important gaps, such as the example of aliens forcing abductees to have sex. This is only done if the hijacked male cannot be ejaculated by other means.
Another technique is that pregnant babies among abducted women, even women with hysterectomy, can give birth to hybrids for them. According to more examples in the threat written by Jacob, the core of the alien program is to cultivate mixed-race children. Aliens may not have hybrids themselves. According to Jacob, aliens inadvertently revealed this fact to the kidnapped person.
Jacob, the author, arranged all the statements of the kidnapped people under hypnosis, and described the whole story with pen and ink in Threaten.
The article also said: aliens also have grades, from high to low: insect-like aliens, gray aliens, abductees, and other humans are at the bottom. ..... This expression comes from the dialogue between hybrids and aliens and hijackers, which means that aliens are in charge of the earth. Jacob said that aliens had predicted that "change" would bring great disaster.
Because they are both spiritual bodies, they already know their own ending, but they dare not offend easily. They just repeat the road of Noah's time, and I am afraid they will not use water this time.
According to the archaeological theory of "extinction of biological species", it was found that the fifth (Cretaceous) biological species on the earth was dinosaurs. The theme that scientists debated endlessly, "Dinosaurs died in one day", has now become a conclusion. From creation to extinction, it is clearly written in the Bible 3000 years ago.
Today's "species" is the sixth time, and scientists call today the "Anthropocene".
2065438+01March 8th The seventh edition of Reference News reprinted the article on March 5th of the American Daily Science website: "Has the sixth mass extinction of life on earth arrived? The article said: With the sharp decrease of the number of many animal species, such as frogs, fish and tigers, some scientists warned that the earth is on the verge of extinction, just like the first five times in the past 540 million years.
Today, when whispers appear frequently, human beings should understand their present situation, stage and position in the universe. We should measure things not only by the unchangeable old thinking or daily routine left over from history, but also by the standard of civilized universe.
The moon orbits the earth for 29 days 12 hours, 44 minutes and 2.8 seconds; The earth revolves around the sun with the moon at a high speed of 30 kilometers per second; The solar rate of the whole family rotates around a designated point in the galaxy at a speed of 19.75 km per second; Every 26,000 years, it will enter a photon belt with high spiritual energy. By 20 12, the whole solar system will completely enter this photonic band.
The long counting calendar in North America shows that we human beings are experiencing a galaxy renewal lasting more than 5,000 years, which means the universal consciousness and spiritual leap of all mankind, thus entering a new civilization and a new era. At that time, some people will enter the photon belt, a brand-new civilization that has nothing to do with this civilization.
Revelation 2 1 verse 1-2: I saw a new heaven and a new earth, because the previous heaven and earth have passed, and there is no more sea. And I saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down from heaven from God, ready as a bride adorned for her husband.
Define the universe, the eternal era of Christ, the immortal real life, from now on.
201April 14 reference news, 12 edition reprinted the issue of British New Scientist Weekly on March 20: the physicist's new book "Reading Reality" thinks that the universe is composed of bits. The article said: "What is the universe made of? Is it matter or energy? Are they particles or filaments? According to physicist Vlatko? Vedral's new works are, in the final analysis, composed of information. " Then, if people on the earth can't get this real information, they will go through this ignorant world 100 years.
However, things split in two, the universe has progressed, and there are always some people who can't keep up with their thinking. This is a real test paper on the stupidity and wisdom of life in a short period of 100 years.
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