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If you admit your mistake in a quarrel, touch your husband.

1, honey, I know I was wrong. I know it was my unreasonable behavior that led to this quarrel. From the moment you slammed the door, I realized that now I know I was wrong, so hurry home! Because I'm not used to having you around at night, I can sleep peacefully and get used to your snoring, so will you give me another chance? I will never be so unreasonable again, and I will never let you down again. 2. Husband, husband, good husband, you have always been the image of a good husband in my heart, always. In fact, sometimes I will quarrel with you because of what you have done, but your image in my heart has never changed, and I have made some changes to love you. Don't you see? For the sake of loving you so much before, will you let me go of this mistake? I will certainly remember the lesson and never do such a thing again. A passage that moved her husband to cry. I know you have made a lot of efforts to make a qualitative leap in our life and make me afford expensive cosmetics, designer clothes and designer bags. You come home so late every day for this family. Although sometimes I don't understand your behavior, in my heart, I make up my mind that even if you sometimes want to let go of my hand, I will hold you tightly because you are the man I think. Arguing with your husband is something that normal couples will experience, but even after the quarrel, even if we are girls, we should take the initiative to admit our mistakes, which will break the ice in your relationship. As a good wife, as a wife who loves her husband deeply, we must tell him these words, especially when you feel that you have done something wrong when you face this matter. And because of this, my husband will be furious with you and slam the door, so at this time, we are even more. After all, you broke her husband's heart, and you made her emotional. You need to untie the bell and the person who tied it. It is said that the most important thing we should do now is to find our husband, apologize to him, tell him your love, and tell him that no matter what you do, you love him. Whatever you do, it's for your family and your feelings. I believe that if your husband still has you in his heart. When you apologize to him seriously, when you apologize to him coquetry, in fact, his heart has long been transformed by your behavior. Sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, and I will love you all my life as compensation! 2. Sorry, I don't have time to accompany you and let you live alone, but you are not allowed to be a boudoir! 3, dear, I'm sorry, I hurt you again and again; I'm afraid of losing you, really. I'm sorry that I broke your heart. Please forgive me. I will love you all my life. 5. I really want to blow the wind with you and blow away the unhappiness I brought you; I really want to get wet with you and wash away the disappointment. I'm sorry to leave the happiness and sweetness of our love! 6. Husband, I know that every time you quarrel with me, it may be worse than me, but sometimes I just ignore you and don't talk to you. I'm really sorry ... I know I was wrong ... 7. Honey, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so headstrong, so disobedient and so ignorant before. I shouldn't quarrel with you regardless of your feelings every time. I'm really sorry. 8. Husband, you clearly promised me that no matter how angry we are with each other, we should never break up with each other casually? Are you really, really angry with me? If I were the wind, I hope I can bring you a cool summer. If I were a frog, I would only know song for you. But I'm just your husband, so wash my underwear. 10, never want to hurt friends, but always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it is my fault, please relax and give a little forgiveness! 1 1. Honey, promise me that we won't quarrel in the future, ok? 12, I am not good, I will review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me. 13, I think of you when I am happy, and my happiness is doubled; Thinking of you when I am in pain will reduce my pain by half! 14, your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me. 15. If anything offended you and angered you yesterday, I will apologize today, so that you and I will still be under the same umbrella tomorrow. 16, honey, I know sometimes I'm really too headstrong and unreasonable to make you angry. Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life. 18, I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, I have been thinking about you in my heart, and I have never forgotten how happy I am when I am with you. 19. After thinking for a long time, I can only thank you for your kindness to me, but I can't accept your love and let you down. I love you so much, but you abandoned me. 20, you are the gas field, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction. 2 1, my window will wait for your eyes, light up the future that you need love in your heart, and light up the wandering heart. From then on, there is no time to stay in that lonely sea, dear, I love you. I love you, so I can't lose you. I can't be calm because of guilt. I can't wait to tell you, sorry, I can't lose you! 23. I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will surely forgive you for still being angry with me! 24, adults calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily! 25. I know You must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded. 26. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions! 27. Waiting in torment is the debt you owed in your previous life. Today is not necessarily late; It is not the blue in front of you that crosses the beach; Forgive me, love makes me regret it; I firmly believe that you will come back. What happened today was just an accident, and I feel too much regret. A message apologizes to me. Honey, because I care about you too much! Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. 29. If my greeting scratches you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear. 30. In the past, the sea was difficult for water, but now my eyes are full of clouds. I always miss fly with me, but I am lonely on the bridge. Unfortunately, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and it is difficult to get married, but it is strange that confessions are not frequent. I said that there is only one you in my heart, so I am willing to marry me. 3 1. Last night, I dreamed of going to your room to see you and toad in bed. I'm confused. I miss my swan-like appearance and how long I have been forgotten by you. If I am lonely, I want to express my feelings quickly. My heart is waiting for you to come back Dear, grasp true love quickly. 32. This is my fault. I shouldn't think that men should be generous, at least the way they speak won't hurt people like little women. You shouldn't be classified as a generous person. Every time you quarrel, you should take the initiative to take all the right and wrong on yourself. You can't expect your boyfriend to lower himself to coax you. I mistook you for an ordinary man. 33. I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me! 34. All the reasons and explanations are weak. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently. 35, what kind of words can't replace my guilty mood, how can I get your forgiveness? There are problems between us, but I didn't mean to hurt you at all. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me. I wish you a happy day. Earn money with both hands, clink glasses with three meals, and be hard on all sides. Five Blessingg will celebrate together, cherish six places, dream in colorful dreams, and people from all directions will respect you. Jiuzhou will use her magic and give orders, and you will have a good life. When I think of the sweetness we once had, all my anger disappears. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other. 39. When your mobile phone rings, that's my greeting; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the short message, it is my concern; When you are ready to turn off your phone, remember that I am still blessing you! 40. One thing, I admit that I was really wrong. I shouldn't let my friends of the opposite sex stay at home for a few days regardless of your feelings. 4 1, it's all my fault, because my skin is much better after eating the Ejiao you bought, and I blame you for showing spots because of whiteness. But I didn't tell you directly that I was coquetry. 42, write in front, and then there may be unnecessary quarrels between couples who get along. It's better to apologize late than not to say a word, because your words can not only make up for the damage caused before, but also make the other person feel gratified. Isn't it great? Send you some short messages of apology between lovers, hoping to help you: 43. My baby, did you get the message? Don't be angry, okay? My heart is broken, I miss you. 44. This is my fault. I shouldn't sit in front of the computer and watch my favorite cartoons since I was a child, like you came home from work. You must bargain. I'll give you your first wife back as soon as I see it. 45. This is my fault. I shouldn't ask you to accompany me to find activities and relax on the only day of the week. When your friend calls you, you can immediately say yes and say with a smile, it doesn't matter, just stay with your friend. 46. This is my fault. I shouldn't be unhappy that you didn't choose the right gift for several days before your birthday. I finally bought an unsuitable one, so you left it at home. Maybe I asked you where it was, and you didn't know. This is my fault. I admit, I really shouldn't put everything in order at home, otherwise you really can't find a place to put it. 47. My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me. 48. I'm sorry if my willfulness makes you angry. If you still won't forgive me, just call me and scold me, as long as you call me. 49. Without you, I will spend every night thinking of you like a wounded lonely bird. 50. Fool, this is the first day we broke up. I miss you so much now! I called you, but you didn't answer. Fool, why are you angry like a girl? It's late, remember to go to bed early! Good Night! 5 1, I know you are angry. Every time you are angry, I am so scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?