Jokes about mobile companies

"What do you do?" The aunt who looked at the toilet shouted. "I am a mobile boss, and I am in a hurry." "Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie. "Ok, how much is it?" "Fifty cents in, thirty cents out." Aunt looked at him. "Do I have to pay for everything?" The boss stared. "What are you looking at? We have a two-way charge here. If you set up a toilet package, you can charge one way. " "All right, I'll pay." The boss took out ten dollars. "Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money. ""damn it, hurry up. " "Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for defecating 50 times at a time and defecating 30 times. "Aunt said." Don't say that. I'll go in first and pay right away. "After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and it took a long time to come out." Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay 50 cents for choosing the number. You didn't say no music when you moved in, and you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your emissions occupy our sewer broadband, please pay RMB every month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. "The boss stayed there all the time." So, Mr. boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, a late fee of 3/1000 will be charged on a daily basis. We won't inform you, but we will appeal through legal means when it reaches 1000 yuan. "Aunt just finished, the mobile boss' plopped' and fainted in the urinal! ! Does the boss say there is still a king's law? Aunt said: I am the master of my site!

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