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House prices are scary. What should I do?

The first big thing: real estate!

What does it mean to buy a house? This means that you have your own house. Yes, you think so, but you can't own this house in China, you can only rent it to you. Because China only rents you the land use right for 70 years (50 years in some places). Houses are usually demolished or rebuilt in about 30 years. In other words, you spend money to buy a house, but you can only get the actual effect of renting a house. Of course, this is not the worst. Worst of all, decades later, you find yourself cheated! A group of hooligans rushed into the house you "bought" with your life savings and drew a big word "demolition"! Then throw all your belongings out of the house like garbage, regardless of your pleading, even give you a nickname of "nail house" in the newspaper, and you will know what despair is when you are abused by the public!

China has a famous joke about real estate, the content is:

[Once upon a time, there was a landlord who had a lot of land and found many long-term workers to work. The landlord built many unity buildings for long-term workers to live in. One day, the landlord's counselor said to the landlord: the landlord and the long-term workers have some money in their hands these years. They live in your house and pay the rent every month. Not cost-effective. Anyway, they will live forever. You might as well sell the house to them for sale. Tell them that the house will always be theirs and they can get back the money they have saved in recent years. The landlord said, yes, what about the rent? The counselor said: manage it well and give it a Japanese name, called property fee! The landlord implemented it quickly and made a lot of money. The long-term workers are so happy! After a few years, the landlord's village has developed into a town, and more and more rich people have no place to live. The counselor said to the landlord: the landlord and the long-term workers have been rich again in recent years. Let's build a new house for them and name it. They gave us money. We tore down the house, built a new one and told them to buy it and sell it to others. This time, some long-term workers have implemented it again. A few years later, the landlord's village has developed into a big city, with more rich people and more valuable land. The counselor said to the landlord, "boss, let's tear down the houses of these long-term workers and build villas in this place." If the demolished land is built and sold to those rich people, it will still make a fortune. The landlord said, "What if the long-term workers don't do it? "The counselor said: I will give them more money and make a name for monetization. I want to build a house next to our pigsty and make a name for affordable housing. I will build a carriage road and let them buy a house there. The landlord said: What if they don't have enough money? The counselor said: lend them from our bank, with interest of 6 cents a year. We can still have money with this money, and there is no risk. The landlord has implemented it again, and the long-term workers have got the money. The landlord's affordable housing has only been built now, and long-term workers have to wait in line for the house. Until now, they are still waiting. As a result, the long-term workers began to make trouble, and the landlord was a little panicked and asked the counselor what to do. The counselor said: Hurry up and inform the long-term workers that the house will fall in price. If we don't buy it, we will rent our pigsty to them. As a result, after so many years, all the long-term workers have lost, and they are still renting a house forever! ]

Although this joke is a bit exaggerated, isn't it true? Some people say that in this case? Why do people in China want to buy a house? You bought it like crazy? Why? It's just the result of ignorant education, just like in the 1960s, it was argued that a person must buy three big pieces: a watch, a sewing machine and a bicycle to be considered a "successful person" before he can get married. In the 1970s, it was advocated that people must buy four new products: TV, refrigerator and washing machine, and only by installing a telephone can they get married and have children. I remember that it costs thousands of dollars to install a telephone (a town with a per capita income of less than 200), and there are tens of thousands in Beijing and Shanghai. It's cheaper to queue up to buy a number, which is similar to buying a house today.

Up to now, all nonsense scholars have started this old trick of fooling people: "new standard for white-collar workers", "new choice for successful people", small apartment in X ring and X road, commercial and residential apartment in X ring and X road. Actually, it's all bullshit. I have charged you hundreds of thousands of dollars, and I will also charge you rent (new property fee), bank interest, various interest rate hikes, policies under various excuses and so on every month. In a word, I'm afraid you won't be killed, and I'm afraid you'll die miserably enough! How can ordinary people be happy to be fooled? I am so angry that I am wet all over!