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The joke of top combine harvester.
Xiao Wu: [Afraid] What should I do? Xiaomei is leaving?
Yang Xue: (Kicking Brother Mao) Go and comfort yourself. You can't just break up.
Brother Mau: [He has a plan] Don't worry, he can't leave without our help.
Far Team: Why?
Brother Mao: Does he really think he is XXX? People can walk with guitars on their backs. His clothes, cosmetics and accessories need to be transported by truck instead of by train. These days, he is driving to Spring Festival travel rush. Where is the wagon? Besides, he can't finish packing those things in three days, and then his anger will be gone.
The other three: sure enough, the "burden" is heavy, and it is hard to walk.
Brother Mao: An unreliable company like Tianyu takes me as a background. Have you seen such a handsome background? LZ quit, don't think that only XXX will go, even I will! ! I want to escape ~ ~
What should Xiao Wu do?
Yang Xue (kicking Xiaomei) comforts himself that we can't break up.
Xiaomei [looking in the mirror] is not afraid! He can't leave ~ ~
Far Team: Why?
Xiaomei: Because I hid his favorite hat and glasses. He won't leave until he finds those two things ~ ~ ~
Others: ||||
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Yang Xue: Tianyu, an unreliable company, takes me as the background. Have you ever seen such a talented background? LZ quit, don't think that only XXX will go, even I will! ! I want to escape ~ ~
What should Xiao Wu do? That's all you know? )
Xiaomei [kicks off the team] to comfort herself, we can't break up.
Yuan Dui [frank comfort]: Yang Xue, we are still newcomers, and sometimes it is normal to encounter a little unfairness. Have you forgotten our dream of taking part in the competition? You just give up? Our company still has an eight-year contract in hand. what are you going to do? Even if you don't look at all this, think of us. The five of us together is a group ~ ~ ~ Yang Xue, we can't live without you ~ ~ even an angel. Will you give them up? (Tears roll down her eyes)
Xiaomei [disdain]: Only the captain can keep the talent monster. Why don't I hide Yang Xue's guitar, violin and flower drum?
Mao, this is all you can do |||
Xiaowu: Tianyu, an unreliable company, takes me as a background. Have you ever seen such a lovely background? LZ quit, don't think that only XXX will go, even I will! ! I want to escape ~ ~
Xiaomei [kicks off the team] to comfort herself, we can't break up.
Yuan Dui [frank comfort]: Xiaowu, we are still newcomers, and sometimes it is normal to encounter a little unfairness. Have you forgotten our dream of taking part in the competition? You just give up? Our company still has an eight-year contract in hand. what are you going to do? Even if you don't look at all this, think of us. The five of us together is a group ~ ~ ~ Yang Xue, we can't live without you ~ ~ even an angel. Will you give them up? (Tears roll down her eyes)
Yang Xue: (Stay) Why is this exactly the same as comforting me? Does he have no new words?
Xiaomei [disdain]: He can remember the original words very clearly, so don't ask too much for the eloquence of the distant team.
Mau: I heard that Koreans have poor psychological endurance. Suicide or something, we should pay attention to Xiao Wu's situation is different from ours. If anything happens, it will be bad.
Xiaomei [pretending to be afraid] Really? Then I'll put away all the knives and forks in the kitchen ~ ~
Yang Xue is not creative, so you only hide things?
Three discussions, the distant team came.
Yuandui: I comforted you. Xiaowu went back to his room to rest. I still have the talent to be a leader. I can also do ideological work ~ ~ (smug)
Xue, Mao, Yuan: (OS) Xiao Wu is still a child, and the eloquence of the distant team can be coaxed ~ ~ ~
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Yuan dui: Tianyu, an unreliable company, takes me as a background. Have you ever seen such a temperamental background? LZ quit, don't think that only XXX will go, even I will! ! I want to escape ~ ~
When the distant team packed their bags and opened the door, they saw four unknown objects running towards them. Hang a candy on both hands and feet.
Xiaomei hugged her left hand: Yuan Dui, you can't leave. Who will help me with my cosmetic bag after you leave?
Brother Mao holds his right hand: Yuan Dui, you can't leave. You left, and I was in trouble. Who will help me?
Yang Xue hugged his left foot: Yuan Team, you can't leave. Who will help me collect the lies I told when you left?
Xiaowu holds his right foot: @ $ # @% $% @% (eager to speak Korean)
The far team was moved by the players and decided not to go.
Four: Sure enough, the family card is the most effective for the distant team ~
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