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"I just want to eat hot and sour powder."
If you don't eat, your stomach will be emotional and you will always protest. At this time, no matter how important or funny you are, you should stop and calm your stomach first.
The first is how to eat.
Many years ago, there was a warning about eating: "Eat well in the morning, eat well at noon and eat less at night", and three meals a day are indispensable. At that time, there were very few things to eat as snacks, and there was no place to buy snacks, and there was no extra money to buy snacks. If you miss this meal, your stomach will be upset. So as a post-70s, I got into the habit of eating three meals a day.
Being a prince after 00 is different. You don't have to eat three meals a day, but you may eat two or even just one meal. People live in an era when there are many kinds of snacks, so it is very convenient to buy them. Even if they don't eat a meal a day, they can't go hungry.
Secondly, the question of what to eat.
When I was a child, I lived in the countryside and ate food and vegetables grown in my own fields. The staple food is noodles and steamed bread made of wheat flour, sometimes dry rice made of millet, and rice is rarely eaten. Vegetables are seasonal. In summer, you can only eat tomatoes, beans, green peppers, eggplant, potatoes and other vegetables. In other seasons, we eat our own pickled dried radish and mustard.
Until now, my three meals a day are mainly vegetables. I don't shy away from meat food, but I don't like it very much.
The prince lives in the city. When I was a child, I had little time to breastfeed and grew up drinking milk powder. Now her breakfast is mainly milk and bread.
Maybe the newborn child is curious about everything, or has not known all kinds of ready-made food. The prince had a good home-cooked meal when he was a child. When he was two or three years old, he could drink half a bowl of rice porridge and millet porridge every meal. He saw me coming out of the kitchen with a bowl, so he took my arm to drink porridge.
When the prince was just able to walk when he was over one year old, we ate on a low coffee table. When the food was served, she staggered over to get it. We moved the plate here and she shook it here; Move the plate to the other side and she will shake it to the other side. Some vegetables, such as fungus, are indigestible, but she still wants to eat them.
The prince is different when he grows up. The prince's character is a little axial, and so is eating. He will prefer a kind of food for a period of time. I like to eat tomato and egg noodles in the third and fourth grades, and three fresh jiaozi in the fifth and sixth grades. Now I especially like to eat hot and sour powder.
The prince likes to eat hot and sour powder from the rice skin shop in the old street. Laojie rice skin shop is an old shop, at least 20 years old. Anyway, since I came to this city 20 years ago.
This shop started from making Qin Zhen rice skin. Now all kinds of snacks are sold here, such as rice noodles, rice skin, potato flour, Daoxiao Noodles, mixed rice, Chinese hamburger and so on. For ordinary people who are inconvenient to go home for dinner and can't have a big meal every day, it is very attractive, so the business is quite hot.
The prince eats hot and sour powder from the rice skin shop in Laojie at least twice a week. As long as he goes to the streets, takes dance classes, or goes shopping, he must not go home for dinner, but must eat hot and sour powder from the rice skin shop in Laojie.
One day, I said to the prince, "Prince, the cashier in Laojie rice skin shop made fun of us. There is no need to order hot and sour powder and meat buns. As soon as we enter the store, people will know what we eat. " Otherwise, I can't stand eating the same thing for change. "
Without thinking, the prince said, "You can eat something else. I just want to eat hot and sour powder. "
The problem is that she not only eats the hot and sour powder from the old street rice skin shop, but also buys the bottled hot and sour powder sold in the supermarket and makes it when she comes back. According to the proprietress of the bakery, the hot and sour powder sold in the supermarket tastes really sour and refreshing, but I am afraid that eating it often will stimulate the stomach and affect my health.
When you can't help nagging, don't eat hot and sour powder often, and don't eat junk food often. It's no use nagging. I guess it was blown away by the wind without even going in.
It may have something to do with my inability to cook fancy meals, or it may have something to do with his father often not eating at home a few years ago. Once the habit of eating is formed, like many other habits, it is difficult to change.
When can the prince have a good home-cooked meal?
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