Ask for some unusual cold jokes

There are worms in vegetables and barbed wire in vermicelli. Is this fishing? Or feed the fish?

catch fire

One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son, what are you doing?" You won't come out after the fire ... "The son replied," I'm wearing socks ... "The mother said," What socks are you wearing after the fire? " Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... The mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing?" Come out ~ There's a fire, and you're still inside ... "The son said," I'm taking off my socks ...

Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?

Q: Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?

Answer: It should make the sea laugh (whistle).

Chinese class

In Chinese class, the teacher writes "soft" on the blackboard and then lets everyone spell it. The boy shouted: the sky is over-soft. The teacher said: boys' pronunciation is not standard, please ask girls to supplement it. The girl shouted: I am soft at the end of the day. The monitor corrected: I'm soft all day and five nights. The teacher was impatient and corrected severely: the correct spelling should be day five nights I soft.