200 words of composition for the second grade of primary school: joke (1)

Keywords: 200 words in the second grade of primary school

Word count: 200 words composition

This article is applicable to: the second grade of primary school.

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This composition is about the 200-word composition of grade two in primary school. The title is "Joke (1)". Everyone is welcome to contribute.

One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming what 1+ 1=. Xiao Ming doesn't know. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to tell him tomorrow.

When he got home, he asked his father 1+ 1= 0. His father is reading a newspaper. He says, "President of the United States."

Xiao Ming asked his younger brother again, looking at the photos of the stars. Xiao Ming asked his brother 1+ 1= what is it? My brother said, "Jay Chou."

Mom has just finished eating an apple. Xiao Ming asked her what the number was 1+ 1=. Her mother said, "One more."

Xiao Ming asks his grandfather 1+ 1= what time it is. Grandpa is dating. He said, "Honey, I'll wait for you outside."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1+ 1=, and Xiao Ming replied, "President of the United States."

The teacher is angry. He said, "Who told you that?"

Xiao Ming replied, "Jay Chou."

The teacher slapped Xiaoming, and Xiaoming said, "One more."

The teacher pulled Xiao Ming out of the door, and Xiao Ming said, "Wife, I'll wait for you outside."