An interesting article.

1. 1 Yes 1 People are dissatisfied with their hair style and figure. They have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

2. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

3. The father taught his son to learn arithmetic: "What is one plus one?" Son: "I don't know." Father: "it's two, idiot!" " Understand? "Son:" I see. "Father:" So, how many people are you and me? "Son:" They are two idiots! " "

4. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

6. At present, I learned how to hide private money from the Internet. Now all I need is my wife and money. Excited to think about it!

7. It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig.

8. I have always made mistakes at work recently, so I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

9. I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. Even if I am a cow or a horse in the next life, I will pull weeds for you!

10. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not happen every day, and the opportunity is rare, so we should cherish it.

1 1. Looking through my brother's diary, my parents were seriously ill six times, divorced twice, my grandfather was hospitalized four times, and I died 19 times.

12. Who doesn't have musical instruments these days? Take me for example. I quit. I played well.

13. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

14. Today, I learned a method to identify a hundred-dollar bill: burn it with fire, and the gray after burning is real money, and the black is fake money. I tried five cards in a row, all of which are real money, so happy!

15. The ideal love is like this: the vine is old and the tree is faint, there are fish and shrimp for dinner, the mobile phone is heated, the sun goes down, you are ugly, there is nothing, I am blind!

16. I heard that peeing against the wind will hurt your shoes. Today, I tried. Haha, it's really a lie. I stopped playing and went to wash my face.

17. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.

18. I've been so busy recently that I can't even sleep for 16 hours. I'm depressed!

19. I am a mature person. I didn't eat in anger until I was full.

20. I remember someone told me: lend me some money and give it to you later. Now I understand that some people have been around all their lives.

2 1. Every time I ride a bike to work, I am always laughed at by my colleagues. When I am rich, I will buy two luxury cars, one to clear the way in front and the other to protect the driver in the back. I will ride a bike in the middle to see who dares to laugh at me.

22. When I was a child, I always thought that the swimming pool manager who was pouring water at the same time was particularly stupid. I didn't change my mind until I was playing with my mobile phone while charging.

23. When cleaning the house, I found that some cold medicines at home were about to expire. It's all bought with money, and it's wasted when it expires. So I took a cold bath and blew the air conditioner, and the cold succeeded. Finally, I found that the medicine was not enough!

24. Most short people will think like this: How dare you get fat when you are so short? Are you looking for someone? Short foodies will think like this: they are so short, what effect can it have if they get fat? They can't find a date anyway!