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Write a composition of 3 words with carelessness as the main topic.

Careless Me 3 words The first article: Careless Me

On Sunday morning, I got up early and thought it was Monday and I was going to school. I got dressed in a hurry, washed up and prepared to go to school.

"yi". I suddenly felt a little cold on my left foot. I looked down and burst out laughing. It turned out that my left foot was still wearing slippers. At this time, my mother woke up and walked up to me puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?"? Get up so early! "

I casually replied, "Go to school!"

"you go to school? Are you going to school today? Today is Sunday, not Monday. " Mom said to me.

"isn't today Monday? I remember it was Monday. Isn't that strange? " I scratched my head and said.

"Well, you see, it's normal. I told you you have a poor memory. Hey, you don't believe it. How can you be so young?" Mom said angrily.

"Oh, mom, I'm used to it. Besides, I'm too nervous to wear shoes." Mother was amused by my words.

"You are so stupid, you are going to school without socks and shoes. Hey, put them on quickly." Mom said.

"hey, mom, where are my socks? I can't find it anywhere? "

"Look for it carefully."

"No, where is it?"

"Ah, here it is."

"Did you find it? Where did you put it?"

"Oh, hehe, it's actually beside my pants." It turns out that when I took off my pants yesterday, I took off my socks with me. No wonder.

alas! How can I be careless here?

article 2: careless me

when I was young, my father bought me a bird, and I liked it very much.

The bird's feathers are green. There are blue dots on both sides of its mouth. There are four small black circles under the dots. Its tail is long and beautiful!

however, the good days are so short. Soon after, the bird was far away from me ...

It was a Saturday. I came back from an interest class, changed food and water for the bird, and forgot to close the door of the birdcage. At this time, I saw the bird fly to the door of the cage and shut the door with its mouth.

I couldn't believe my eyes for a moment, so I repeated it several times, and the bird still used its mouth to lock the door and come back.

I was so proud that I had such a clever bird. I demonstrated it to my family several times, and they all stared at the clever bird.

just then, I wanted to show off to my father who cooked in the real kitchen, but as soon as I stood up, my feet touched the birdcage, and the bird was frightened and flew out of the birdcage. I quickly told my father to close the window, but my father didn't hear me clearly. By the time he knew what I said, it was already late and the bird flew away.

I quickly ran to the balcony and called the bird back with my usual voice of calling the bird to eat. Besides, I left the door of the birdcage open to the outside and changed the water regularly every day to add food. However, the bird still didn't come back!

I regret it! Why did you regret being so careless at that time? Why did I kick into the birdcage? If I had been more careful, the bird wouldn't have been frightened and wouldn't have flown out ...

Chapter III: Careless Me

I am a girl who likes to play, with average academic performance and a little dull brain. I have a big problem? Careless. This problem brings me a lot of troubles.

There was a math exam, and the night before, I reviewed for more than four hours and finally understood all the questions. The next day, when the examination paper was sent to me, I was overjoyed. Most of these questions were reviewed by me yesterday. Who knows, when I made a judgment question, it was obviously wrong, but I made a "tick" inexplicably. That's great, so two points were gone. I could have scored 95 points, but now I only got 93 points. Cry ...

Say a little more. Last week, when I was doing my homework on copying new words in Chinese, I always wrote a lying lie as a panic, and I was covered with correction papers on a line of square paper. If anyone sees my line, they will be dizzy and can't stand it.

If you want to ask me how serious my carelessness is, I'll tell you: if there is correction paper or correction tape, everything on a piece of paper looks white; if there is no tool for correcting pen words, there are a lot of modifiers in a mess. To put it another way, there are words to describe the sea, but sometimes, I will watch myself write "edge" as "crossing"

Students, why do you say that teachers and parents have urged me to be careful, but I just can't change it? When can I say goodbye to carelessness?

article 4: careless me

I am tall and a little fat, with a pair of small eyes on my face. I have a minor problem-carelessness. I often forget things, either pencils or books.

I remember when I was in primary school, one day my parents went to work early, so I had to go to school alone. It was a little late that day. I ran out of the house quickly to go to school by bus. When I ran out of the community gate, I felt in my pocket. "Ah! I forgot to bring money. " , he says, ran back, ran to a half, suddenly remind of "bad! I left my keys at home again. What can I do now? " Thinking about it, I suddenly found that my eyes were blurred. I wanted to wipe my glasses. When I reached for them with my hands, I found that I didn't wear my glasses when I came out. What a careless child I am! Later, I got to school with the help of security guards.

There was another math test at school. "Math is my strong point. I must get a good score and get the first place!" " I think. This exam is very simple. After the exam, my father asked me what score I could get. I said with confidence, "Don't worry, my father will get 1 points. This exam is very simple." But when the test paper was handed out, I was dumbfounded, with only 92 points. Look carefully, it's all mistakes in copying and writing. The paper that could have scored 1 points only got 92 points. It really shouldn't be!

these painful lessons have deeply educated me. I can't do it without changing! I decided to do things carefully in the future, and stop being careless and sloppy!

Chapter 5: Careless Me

Although I am quiet and quiet, at first glance, I still think I am a careful person, in fact, I am very careless. When I was a child, I often sprained my ankle. The reason is that I like to look around and walk carelessly. I prefer to break things carelessly at home, and my mother often nags me about my carelessness. A very thick novel, I will finish it in two or three nights. So my father always said that I was "skimming the flowers" and "swallowing the dates", and I didn't seriously understand the meaning of the text. This was not effective and I couldn't improve myself. I know this truth, but I can't get rid of this bad habit. It's not, it's still like this when you're old. Yesterday, I finally had time to go to the netizen space. When I came to the netizen sister's "Little Happy New Year" space and saw an article entitled "Dignity is inviolable", I made another careless mistake. In front of the article, there is a picture of a Filipino dog burning our national flag. Below is an article in which my sister denounces Filipino dog's shameless behavior. In my comments, I mistake Filipino dog for a Chinese. Today, a younger brother replied below: Please read it carefully! Followed by the patient explanation of Little Happy New Year Sister. I quickly ran back to my sister's space to read the article carefully, clearly writing the word "Fei Gou", but I was mistaken for a Chinese, which was ridiculous. I wish I could find a place to disappear. Just like the "Reed Flower" I wrote last time, I knew that there were reed flowers in autumn, but I saw catkins flying all over the sky, and I took it as a reed flower without thinking. It was really hopeless.

The saddest thing is that last year, I just entered a netizen's space, and before I could read the text, the child woke up, so I quickly replied according to the picture, because it was impolite not to leave a message when I went in. Who knows that I misunderstood the meaning and made a joke. The article wrote about how the husband of a netizen raised fish. Due to improper methods, all the fish died. I don't know the content of the article, but I only see beautiful lotus leaves growing in the fish tank, so I said: small fish have a beautiful habitat. As a result, the netizen was offended. Although she didn't say anything, I could feel it. She replied at the back: All my fish are dead. I went into her space again, read the article carefully and apologized to her. Who knows that she was ungrateful and deleted me without allowing me to explain. In fact, I like this netizen very much. She is cheerful and lively, and the article is well written, but there is no room for a grain of sand in her eyes. It would be better if she could be more tolerant and understand. Of course, this is also a lesson for my careless person, but I hope I can remember it for a long time!

Chapter 6: Careless Me

Many ridiculous things will happen in my life. I am a careless child, and there is this thing on my growing road. Whenever I think of it, my face is as red as a persimmon in autumn.

It was a Sunday morning. I woke up from my dream in a daze and opened my sleepy eyes. It's a quarter past seven. My brain nerve reminds me not to be late today. I dressed quickly, and without caring about other "soldiers and crabs", I protested to me and ran to the bathroom quickly.

In the bathroom, my robot kept brushing my teeth and washing my face like that ... While doing things, I complained that I slept so deeply and stayed up so late ... I was so anxious and busy that I couldn't wait to have three heads and six arms to help me. I hurried out of the door, and I happened to meet my mother to buy breakfast. When I saw that the buttons of my clothes were "in the wrong position" and my socks were put on backwards, I asked me strangely, "What happened?" I said angrily, "If you don't get up, you'll be late. You really don't call me when you get up." As soon as my mother laughed and leaned forward and looked at her face, I wondered, what is my mother laughing at? I crossed my waist and stamped my foot and said, "What's the matter? You still laugh at me. Can I get up late if it weren't for you?" Mother said, "Silly child, today is Saturday!" " When I heard it was Saturday, I immediately blushed like a deflated ball, and I blamed myself for being careless and making such a big joke.

Since then, this incident has been regarded as a joke in our family. Whenever this incident is mentioned, everyone laughs heartily, except me, with my head down and my face as red as a persimmon in autumn.

Chapter VII: Careless Me

I have one shortcoming, and that is carelessness.

My parents always criticize me, and my teacher often educates me, but I still haven't completely got rid of this shortcoming, which made me suffer a lot. I'm going to write it today, and I hope you can help me correct this shortcoming.

I always forget to bring what I need for class when I go to school. For example, after reading English at night, I threw my book away and didn't put it in my bag. When I came to school the next morning, I didn't bring it. Sometimes in information class, I forget my slippers, but fortunately, I am close to home, so I let my classmates accompany me home to get them. Sometimes I forget to bring my pencil box, so I have to borrow it from my classmates when I do my homework.

I remember that once I had a few days off, my mother asked me to take my homework to my grandmother's house for a few days. When I left, I specially checked it several times. However, when I went to my grandmother's house to do my homework, I found that I still forgot to bring an exercise book, so I had to go back and do it in a few days.

another time, when I came home from school, I found that I had left an exercise book at school, and it was a very important exercise book! I had to go back to school to get it, but it was some time before school was over, and Mr. Chen, the doorman, had already left, and there was no one in the school, so I naturally didn't get my exercise book. Unable to do my homework, I had to explain the reason to the teacher the next day and accept the teacher's criticism and education.

Do you think I have suffered enough from carelessness?