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Funny talking about drinking

1. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don’t be too tired in life!

2. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and two pieces are leisurely.

3. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

4. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in their hearts!

5. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

6. You take a sip, I take a sip, and we both cry like dogs after drinking.

7. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the good Chinese wine?

8. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

9. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

10. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

11. When people are wandering in the rivers and lakes, they cannot do without wine. When people are wandering in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be drunk?

12. Wine is the spirit of food. The more you drink, the younger you become. Wine is made of food. It is a sin not to drink it.

13. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today?

14. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the person. The soul will not return until dawn.

15. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

16. With my excited heart and trembling hands, I just want to have a drink with you.

17. You pay for it, I pay for it with my life, and we drink together and become insane.