Small jokes in the development of broadcasting

Opening remarks Good morning, class. Yesterday ended after a dream, and a new day came in the news broadcast. If you know the news early, you will know the information early. Welcome to the school morning news broadcast. It can be changed slightly or played according to the weather of the day.

Conclusion Dear listeners and friends, will you be moved by these kind and warm voices? Sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms, thanks. Ten years later, our dear announcers returned to their alma mater, the big family of radio stations, and sat in front of the microphone again to relive the happy feeling when broadcasting.

These campus broadcasters in those days have now grown into pillars and leading figures in all walks of life, but they still love broadcasting, life and the innocence and passion of universities.

Dear listeners and friends, these recordings you heard above are precious. This is a gift from our radio announcer in the 1980s. At the same time, it is also dedicated to our alma mater, to the big family of radio stations and to enthusiastic young people.

Journalist Yesterday afternoon, Fung Gin-Chung, deputy director of the State Sports General Administration, Zhang Haifeng, director of the Propaganda Department, and other delegations from the State Sports General Administration visited the Tianjin Daily Building, visited the historical exhibition with great interest, conducted research in the sports news center of Jinbao Group, and had a discussion with editors on sports news reports.

Fung Gin-Chung and his party expressed their appreciation for the unique operation and editing methods of Tianjin Daily Newspaper Group Sports News Center. They not only listened carefully to the introduction, but also personally operated the reporter's computer and became familiar with the editing process. The guests are equally interested in many souvenirs displayed in the office window of the sports center. They were deeply attracted by the swords signed by Tan Xue and Wang Jingzhi and the football signed by all the members of the China football team in the showcase, and stopped to watch and take photos as a souvenir. After the visit, Tianjin Daily Newspaper Group also presented him with a photo taken by a photojournalist of the Fung Gin-Chung Basketball Game of the General Administration of Sports. Fung Gin-Chung was very surprised and accepted this special gift. After understanding the overall development of Tianjin Daily newspaper group and the integrated operation mode of sports news center, he said: "I hope every reporter in Tianjin Daily newspaper group sports news center can have his own style and language characteristics, and the report can be closer to the people. At the same time, I wish the newspapers of Tianjin Daily Newspaper Group greater development. "

Best joke 10

Make sentences with "affirmation"

The kindergarten teacher asked her students, "Who can make sentences with the word' affirmation'?"

The first little girl said, "The sky must be blue."

The teacher said, "But sometimes the sky is gray or orange!" "

The second little boy said, "The tree must be green."

The teacher said, "But in autumn, the trees will turn brown."

At this time, Chu Yang in the back stood up and asked, "Teacher, does fart have color?"

The teacher said in surprise, "Of course not!"

"Well, I must have pooped my pants!"

Arithmetic test

Chu Xiang Yang: I failed the arithmetic exam today.

Dad: Why?

Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6.

Dad: That's right!

Chu Xiang Yang: The teacher asked me how much 3x2 equals.

Dad: What's the difference!

Chu Xiang Yang: That's what I said.

Children and fools tell the truth.

5-year-old son: (pointing to his mother's red mini skirt) Mom, you are so sexy today!

Mom: Little boy, why are you talking to your mother like this? Who did you learn from?

10 year old son: (to younger brother) How many times have I told you not to mess with married women!

thirsty

Dad put his son to bed and went back to the bedroom to get ready for bed.

"Dad!" Cried the son.

"What is it?"

"I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?"

"You just drank it! Go to sleep, I have turned off the lights! "

five minutes later ...

"dad! I'm thirsty. Can't you get me a glass of water? "

"I just said! You let me hit you again! "

Another five minutes passed. ...

"Dad!"

"What's the matter now?"

"Be sure to bring a glass of water when you come to hit me!"

reason

Son: Dad, I don't want to go to school today.

Dad: What's the matter?

Son: Last week, a chicken died on the farm. The next day, I ate "roast chicken pieces" for lunch. A pig died on the farm three days ago.

Eat "braised pork" at noon the next day.

Dad: So what?

Son: Our English teacher passed away yesterday.

sexual precocity

The father found that his 10-year-old son was precocious, so he decided to give him early sex education. However, it is always embarrassing to talk about such things with children, but out of concern for children, the father still plucked up his courage.

"Son, dad wants to talk to you."

"What is it, Dad?"

"Nothing, it's about sex." My father blushed and hesitated.

The son stared at his father's strange face and asked with concern, "Never mind, what kind of question do you want to know?"

pray

In the church, a little boy prayed, "God! I only have a small wish, please move the capital to new york! " Hearing this, a priest asked the little boy, "Children, why do you pray to move the capital to new york?"

The little boy replied, "There is a question asking where the capital is, and I answered new york."

Mother-child dialogue

Child: Mom! Can I play with grandma for a while?

Mom: Yes, but you can't pick grandma's grave any more.

I hope this helps.