Find a cross talk with funny lines.

B: Ask me four people to give the program;

C: think hard for a long time;

D: (Left hand puts fist on the upper side of left orbit, head down) Cool!

A: Not good at singing and dancing;

B: comic sketches can't be performed;

C: The performance is about to start.

D: (dumbfounded) wood!

It's no use complaining.

Why don't you go online for help?

C: There are so many online works.

D: (making a surprise) Boom!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: see where there is a way out;

C: jokes and riddles are really good.

D: (thumbs up) Here!

A: It's good to have a joke.

B: I promise to laugh;

C: make it three and a half sentences;

D: is that all right?

Stop and ask everyone if it's ok, and then continue. )

A: Since everyone said yes;

B: The four of us regard it as a program;

Perform a program at the party;

D: it's a mission!

A: Everyone says Anonymous is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I have never been married;

D: worry!

A: I heard that someone was abducted to a certain place;

B: sell your wife to the ravine;

C: It's nice to think of an ugly girl.

D: go!

A: I was stared at as soon as I left;

B: the ugly girl has her head covered;

C: get on the bus and start;

D: drive away!

A: The car stops halfway;

B: Traffickers lose their heads at first sight;

Who wants such an ugly girl?

D: turn around!

A: The car returned to its old place;

The ugly girl refused to leave.

C: willing to be sold as a woman;

D: raw.

A: Traffickers are worried this time.

B: I don't know how to get rid of her;

C: Suddenly, a cross-heart roar;

D: Leave the car and let's go!

A, B and C: (Wang Ding) Ah? ! (End)

Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Campus sketch

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!