Humorous joke stories

A cold joke, that is, a failed joke, refers to the joke itself due to problems such as boredom, homophones, translation, or omission of the subject, different logic, assertions or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression. , resulting in a joke failing to achieve the purpose of being funny, making it difficult to make people laugh and causing a cold scene. However, this does not mean that the joke itself is dull. This is also a manifestation of humor. Below are ten humorous joke stories I brought to you, welcome to read.

1. Two doctors were preparing to operate on a patient. One of them asked the other whether the lungs were on the left or right side of the heart. Another replied: "It should be on the right side!" When the patient heard this, he straightened up and said, "It seems I'd better be discharged from the hospital!"

2. It's the birthday of the Barefoot Immortal. Every god who came to congratulate gave gifts, but Wukong didn't bring anything, so he temporarily conjured up a pair of shoes and gave them to the Barefoot Immortal as a birthday gift, but the Barefoot Immortal reluctantly accepted them. It was Wukong's turn to celebrate his birthday again. The Barefoot Immortal also gave him a gift and wrapped the gift layer by layer with red cloth. Wukong opened the red cloth layer by layer and took a closer look. It turned out to be a shaving razor. Mustache.

3. A monkey was very thirsty. He happened to meet a horse, and the horse filled him with a bucket of water in its own bucket. The monkey was very happy. After thanking the horse, the monkey said to the horse: "Your bucket is so beautiful." The horse replied: "Of course my toilet is beautiful." When the monkey heard this, he became furious and said to the horse: "You are such a cruel horse, I I won’t let you go even if you become a human being.”

4. The ant leader decided to let all the ants take a day off, but the ants didn’t know what to do. At this time, an elephant came among them and pooped a pile of dung. The ants happily said: "Today we can have a mountain climbing competition." An ant quickly climbed to the top of the "mountain". At this time, the elephant was still urinating, and the ground was watery. The ant couldn't help singing loudly: Listen, the sound of the sea crying...

5. A middle-aged man with a beard and a pig sat on the edge of the ground. Next to the pig lies a rake. At this time, a monkey holding a sugar cane in his hand came over to the pig. He said to the pig: "What are you doing, trying to impersonate Zhu Bajie?" The pig replied: "Don't think you are holding a sugar cane. Sun Wukong." At this time, a bald old man came towards them holding a white horse and said: "It's time to set off..."

6. A patient mistakenly thought he was a mental patient. Doctor, he said to the mental patient: "I don't know what's wrong, but my tailbone has been hurting these days." The mental patient looked at him and said, "Obviously, your tail is broken."

7. Two thieves stole a lot of things, and they were about to leave. One of them pointed to a book on the table and said: "Take it away too." The other thief said: "What are you doing stealing the book?" ? What we want is money." The thief replied: "The name of this book is "How the Thief Goes to Jail." The other thief said: "Never mind it, wait until we go to jail." ”

8. A boy met a girl on the Internet. That girl looked most like the girl he had been dreaming about. But the girl he had longed for was far away from him. So he He copied the girl's photo to his phone and set it on the cover. Finally, he met the girl he had been longing for. The girl took his phone over to play with it. When she saw the phone, she asked the boy. When did you secretly take a photo of me?

9. Two little wolves came to the city, and one of them looked very much like a dog. That wolf would be attacked by others wherever he went. The wolf that looks like a dog is always fed by others. The wolf that doesn't look like a dog often complains to the wolf that looks like a dog. The wolf sighed: "I can't help it, appearance determines the treatment! ”

10. Wukong, Bajie and Lao Sha went to take the train. Since they didn’t bring any money, Wukong turned into a fly and bitten on the train, and Bajie turned into a big stone and sat on the train. On the ground, Lao Sha only changed into a human being and became an absent train conductor. Unexpectedly, the fly transformed by Wukong was caught by a child, and the child tore off its wings and legs. He picked off its head and finally threw it in the trash can; Bajie turned into a stone and was stepped on by many people, but was thrown into the stinky ditch by the train conductor.

Lao Sha was so anxious that he called Senior Brother into the trash can, then picked up the flies and put them on his body. Then he ran into the smelly ditch and called Second Senior Brother and fished out the rocks. He looked panicked. As a result, he was sent to a mental hospital...