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Humorous short sentences on Christmas Eve

1. On Christmas Eve tonight, I heard that children who stay up late can't get presents at Christmas.

2. On Christmas Eve, whoever has more apples on his bed is the winner in the university dormitory, so I bought a bag and piled up the bed.

3. I can't afford to send my children's shoes from the 12th generation of apples on Christmas Eve. You can also send twelve bags of apples.

4. How many girls were cheated out to eat apples on Christmas Eve, but they finally went to a lonely place.

5. Remember to bring your ID card on Christmas Eve and come out to cut apples.

6. Today is Christmas Eve, so I'll make a long story short. Good night.

7. Eat an apple on Christmas Eve so that the person you miss will appear in front of you.

8. The snow is fluttering, the deer bells are flying, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again. The hands are waving and dancing manman. What a wonderful Christmas day.

9. I polished Aladdin's. Magic lamp, said the lamp god, I will grant you a wish. I said, please bless those who are reading the message, and have a happy Christmas Eve.

1. The snow is fluttering around one after another. I wish you a happy life with an apple and a plate of fried peanuts on Christmas Eve.

11. I don't have your company on Christmas Eve, but I still hope you will be safe all your life.

12. Today, there is a crystal ball, lights of stars, a fairy tale book by the fire, and you.

13. I'm a little vulgar, a little strange, a little boring and cute. I wish you a safe night.

14. Happiness is tonight. Pray for peace on Christmas Eve.

15. Tonight is Christmas Eve. May your home be filled with warmth, peace and joy.

16. Eating apples, chatting about life, watching the snow, laughing and laughing, having a perfect Christmas Eve with your best friends, and having a happy Christmas Eve.

17. All the good-looking people are basking in Christmas Eve presents, while I am basking in the sun.

18. I wanted to give you a super invincible and lovely Christmas Eve gift, but the postman wouldn't let me get into the box.

19. Santa Claus said that he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

2. You should be a good baby on Christmas Eve, go to bed early, and wait for Santa Claus to fall from the sky, so as to shed warmth for you.