Funny sentences to describe a fat face

1. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

2. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

3. A fat man is destined to die, which may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.

4. His face is round and big. When he smiles, his eyes narrow into a line, and the flesh on his face is piled up like "greasy balls". He looks like a benevolent "Maitreya Buddha".

5. Although I am a man, my cup size will definitely blow your mind.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

8. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

9. Want me to lose weight? joke! Do you know how much I paid for this body?

10. If you are not determined to gain weight, don’t force yourself to eat.

11. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

12. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

13. Pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.

14. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

15. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a rough man.

16. Can you give me three months? I will reappear before you twice as me.

17. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.

18. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

19. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold.

20. Fat Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

21. A fat man’s period will be fatter than others.

22. The secret of obesity is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

23. The chubby flesh is almost oily.

24. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

25. Just order whatever you like. Don’t worry, I’m here.

26. Does it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

27. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.

28. I can eat all this before I break a sweat. Do you believe it?

29. At this time, the door was pushed open with a coax, and a broad, fat man with a fat head and big ears walked in. He turned out to be a butcher.

30. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are the dregs of mankind.

31. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

32. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

33. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look high, you are appreciative; if you look low, you are a gangster.

34. Oh my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and walked towards me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

35. Don’t call others... rough when you see them getting fatter!

36. I can roll over such a small distance quickly.

37. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

38. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

39. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

40. The Fat Child’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

41. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs.

42. Were you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.

43. It doesn’t matter if he’s shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he’s not like that. There’s a round belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

44. “A tolerant woman” is me.

45. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".