Zhu Guangquan used "Wolf Disco" to broadcast the weather. What other classic jokes does he have that make people laugh?

17 During the Spring Festival Evening, some netizens asked the host, "Is your TV station on holiday?" ? Zhu Guangquan's answer is that people can't help admiring his sense of humor. He smiled and said, "The earth will not explode, and we will not have a holiday. We won't rest until the universe restarts. We are all waiting for you here in the rain during the festival. There are no four seasons, only two. You see, it is the peak season, and changing the channel is the off-season. "

Garbage classification is a hot topic today, and people in the news media will definitely report this hot topic. However, Zhu Guangquan's words make us more enthusiastic and positive about garbage sorting. We still remember the popular saying, "Let the pigs try it, whether it is dry or wet. Once you eat it, you will know that pigs can eat kitchen garbage. If you eat it, you will die. If you don't even eat other garbage, you can sell it to buy pigs. " Finally, don't forget to say, "pigs really pay too much for mankind."

At that time, the whole country was cold, and he came up with a golden sentence: "The last toilet was on a business trip in the frontier, and everything outside the bed was called distance." At the beginning of school, he said in the program that "there is sunshine when there is military training;" If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard, it is the day before school starts; If you don't work hard, you will meet a just Bao Qingtian ".

"It's already snowing in Kunming. What do you think of some northern cities that don't snow anyway? How can you say hello to other cities north of Huaihe River? " "There is no Che Taixian in Korean dramas, but there are too many cars in scenic spots" and there are many jokes that belong to Zhu Guangquan himself. Netizens have said, "It's too difficult to do sign language translation in Zhu Guangquan" and "It's a pity not to talk about cross talk".