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What is the first sentence of the chat-up skill? The beginning of the dialogue

The first example of chatting up humor:

1,

Woman: It's so cold today.

M: Really? Why don't I feel cold?

W: Why?

Man: Because I feel warm when I think of you.

2,

Man: Have you ever heard a sentence?

Woman: What?

The sea of suffering is boundless.

W: I know, it's a turning point.

M: No, it was me.

3,

When I first met you, M: I thought you were very nice.

W: What do you mean? Is it bad now?

M: No.

Woman:?

Man: Now I find you are the best in the world?

I didn't chat with my sister before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. I have been caring and attentive to girls, and I have knelt down to please them countless times, but I have been regarded as a good man, which can't change girls' love for me at all. I also tried to chat frequently every day, and I got nothing. Later, I learned a lot of strategies in the "Alpine Love Network" system, and I was able to determine the relationship in one week, which made me a lover quickly. I strongly suggest you go online and have a look. Women don't chase you, but need all kinds of chat routines to make her chase you.

4,

Man: I heard that.

Woman: What?

Man: The person you dream about is the person who thinks about you, so ....

W: So what?

Man: Tell me whether you like me or not. Why else do I dream about you every day?

5,

What do you think I am?

M: I think you are like a glass of wine.

W: Why?

M: The more you taste, the better it tastes.

6. I thought I wouldn't miss you when I was busy, but later I found that I have been busy thinking about you.

7. I can't protect you if I don't have a sword; If I hold the sword all the time, I can't hold you tightly.

You must come when I get married, or you will be embarrassed without a bride.

9. You said you would be happy if I died. I'm sorry to hear that, because I can only make you happy once in my life.

10, if someone chases you, I will trip him.

1 1, let me tell you what love is without words.

12, all good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

13, a very compassionate sentence: I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others, and I always feel that I can win if I organize my language well and argue again.

14, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is not acne but still there.

15, I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or burn you.

16, why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

17 In fact, when shameless things are done well, they are called excellent psychological quality.

18, I don't want it to fit, I just want to feel in place.

19, if I faint on the spot, you must give me artificial respiration and remember to suck hard.

I have no idea about you, I just want to hold you quietly.