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Junxiu said, classic words.

Classic: I play Chris Ma in the group! ! (Everyone's voice: Chris Mamushun)

Handsome classic quotations! !

1: In heroine among women, when he hit Mickey, he said that Mickey was a friend who only saw things.

2. The hardest day to be born ~ ~ ~

3: Not satisfied ~ ~

4: Love me ~ ~ Haha

5: In a Japanese program, Chang Min's belly is the universe, and you can play football in it! This is also a classic! Xiu Xiu's imagination ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

6: Xiu said that one day, cry baby ~ ~

7. Xiu said: When you are in good health, you eat more because you are in good health ~ When you are happy, you eat more because you are happy ~ When you are unhappy, you eat more because you are unhappy ~ ~ ~

8. Japanese uncle joke: *, alas, mom ~ ~! ~! ~

9: There is another sad sentence in the program: Miss, would you like to drink carrot juice together?

10: junxiu said at KM `````: I just want a woman ~! ! ~! ~!

1 1: I love Park Youchun!

12: I was hit by a soccer ball. He said, Ah ~ ~ What are you doing ~ ~ I feel so painful ~ ~ ~ I'm shaking all over ~ ~! ~

13: During the campus raid, Junxiu said that his doll said, "She knows the world more and more."

14: Listening to Xiu Xiu speak Japanese, he really likes to say "Really ... Really ..."

15: Travel around the mountains: "I have good physical strength, but I have no strength."

16: When interviewed by country A in Japan, he asked me what was the happiest thing so far, and replied, "I think it was fate ..."

17: I vaguely remember him saying, "It will be my wife one day! ~"

18: the program "I am a dolphin" says! ~! ~! ~

19: In the PV tidbit of Xia Meng, the program said, "I give up being an attractive man (because it is really hot outside)."

20. Fan Hexiu's dialogue: Fan: Handsome ~ ~ Handsome ~ ~! Give my sister a reply!

Junxiu: When it rains, you need someone who can walk quietly with an umbrella, okay, sister? PS: The program still has depth. . . . . . . . .

2 1: Xiu Mi: We are Xiu Mi, TVXQ!! . . . .

22. The girl I will never forget: What should I do?

23: X-Men Mid-Autumn Festival Special: What else?

I like the sea, but I can't swim, he said in an interview with SKY. ....

25: A female fan said: Brother, you are so beautiful! ~! ~ junxiu said: you are also very handsome! ~~~~

26: Also in the Japanese program, Junxiu said that a book with comic pictures was his friend, and then said, "Take a ballpoint pen on your ass" (the first half sentence is Japanese, the second half sentence is English) ~! ~! ~! ~

① A nation: Xiu didn't get a naive answer because she made a ticket to cook octopus: "Did you delete the clip that chose me?" Later, I lied and said: だめ! だめ! (Damei! Damei! ) it means no, no! ! Also said to use sports to win or lose!

Uncle Xiu's cold joke: Come on, ducks! (The pronunciation of duck is homophonic with refueling in Japanese)

The "Of course" program in X-Men said to Yun Hao: 1, you know we don't regard you as the captain! (pour ~ ~ ~ ~)

You didn't have any friends when you entered the company. I play with you. (poof ~ ~ ~)

At the beginning of 2008, Xiu said: I will take the Chris Ma route in 2008. . (Only he ...)

⑤ The most classic: Nkangkangkang ~ ~ (Xiuxiao, stop talking, it's simply sorry for yourself)