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Junxiu said, classic words.
Handsome classic quotations! !
1: In heroine among women, when he hit Mickey, he said that Mickey was a friend who only saw things.
2. The hardest day to be born ~ ~ ~
3: Not satisfied ~ ~
4: Love me ~ ~ Haha
5: In a Japanese program, Chang Min's belly is the universe, and you can play football in it! This is also a classic! Xiu Xiu's imagination ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
6: Xiu said that one day, cry baby ~ ~
7. Xiu said: When you are in good health, you eat more because you are in good health ~ When you are happy, you eat more because you are happy ~ When you are unhappy, you eat more because you are unhappy ~ ~ ~
8. Japanese uncle joke: *, alas, mom ~ ~! ~! ~
9: There is another sad sentence in the program: Miss, would you like to drink carrot juice together?
10: junxiu said at KM `````: I just want a woman ~! ! ~! ~!
1 1: I love Park Youchun!
12: I was hit by a soccer ball. He said, Ah ~ ~ What are you doing ~ ~ I feel so painful ~ ~ ~ I'm shaking all over ~ ~! ~
13: During the campus raid, Junxiu said that his doll said, "She knows the world more and more."
14: Listening to Xiu Xiu speak Japanese, he really likes to say "Really ... Really ..."
15: Travel around the mountains: "I have good physical strength, but I have no strength."
16: When interviewed by country A in Japan, he asked me what was the happiest thing so far, and replied, "I think it was fate ..."
17: I vaguely remember him saying, "It will be my wife one day! ~"
18: the program "I am a dolphin" says! ~! ~! ~
19: In the PV tidbit of Xia Meng, the program said, "I give up being an attractive man (because it is really hot outside)."
20. Fan Hexiu's dialogue: Fan: Handsome ~ ~ Handsome ~ ~! Give my sister a reply!
Junxiu: When it rains, you need someone who can walk quietly with an umbrella, okay, sister? PS: The program still has depth. . . . . . . . .
2 1: Xiu Mi: We are Xiu Mi, TVXQ!! . . . .
22. The girl I will never forget: What should I do?
23: X-Men Mid-Autumn Festival Special: What else?
I like the sea, but I can't swim, he said in an interview with SKY. ....
25: A female fan said: Brother, you are so beautiful! ~! ~ junxiu said: you are also very handsome! ~~~~
26: Also in the Japanese program, Junxiu said that a book with comic pictures was his friend, and then said, "Take a ballpoint pen on your ass" (the first half sentence is Japanese, the second half sentence is English) ~! ~! ~! ~
① A nation: Xiu didn't get a naive answer because she made a ticket to cook octopus: "Did you delete the clip that chose me?" Later, I lied and said: だめ! だめ! (Damei! Damei! ) it means no, no! ! Also said to use sports to win or lose!
Uncle Xiu's cold joke: Come on, ducks! (The pronunciation of duck is homophonic with refueling in Japanese)
The "Of course" program in X-Men said to Yun Hao: 1, you know we don't regard you as the captain! (pour ~ ~ ~ ~)
You didn't have any friends when you entered the company. I play with you. (poof ~ ~ ~)
At the beginning of 2008, Xiu said: I will take the Chris Ma route in 2008. . (Only he ...)
⑤ The most classic: Nkangkangkang ~ ~ (Xiuxiao, stop talking, it's simply sorry for yourself)
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