Classic lines from Wulin legend

Shopkeeper: Where did you come from?

Guo: calling from

shopkeeper: where to?

Xiao Guo: Go to the place

Shopkeeper: When you take the word Xia apart, it should be a clip for each person. What does this mean?

Xiao Guo: Be a man with his tail between his legs

Xiao Guo: I have been to more restaurants than you have been to the toilet, and I have tasted more delicious food than you have eaten.

Mouth: I went to the toilet … you ate delicious food …

Xiao Guo: Hey, are you free?

Lao Bai: No time!

Xiao Guo: Take some time when you don't have time.

Mouth: Boss, you don't know anything. With her face changing rapidly and her acting skills, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with her.

Laobai: That's because she's out of her mind. Qingxia Manyu is out of her depth.

Beckham: Sister Guo, how long do you want to lie down?

Guo: Well, it depends. It's tentatively scheduled for August and September.

Beckham: ah, it's only February.

Xiao Guo: You, I'll fight with you.

Laobai: Don't fight if you are in poor health. I have something to tell you!

shopkeeper: Oh, my God.

Xiao Guo: If hard work is a mistake, I'll get rid of it right away.

Xiao Guo: I just formed a gang.

Laobai: Is that apple pie or pineapple pie?

David Beckham: I was one of the eight schools, and (to Xiao Guo) there were two more schools than your six schools.

David Beckham: I declare that we all go home. Mr.

: Why are there mice again?

Everybody: The new arrival

Mother Li: Mother Li eats more salt than you eat.

Mouth: That's your mouth.

Mother Li: Mother Li has crossed more bridges than you have walked.

Mouth: That's my old punishment: I don't like to move.

. Say goodbye to your charming buttocks

Old punishment: the thief just stole the rice shop in West Street

Laobai: What is there to steal from the rice shop?

Old punishment: a jar of millet, two bundles of green onions, three barrels of soybean oil, and 5 kilograms of stick noodles

Big mouth: Oh, my God, is this a thief or a donkey?

Boss: Exhibition hall. Xiao Guo, get a glass of water, and remember not to put tea.

Old punishment: Ladies and gentlemen, according to my guess, Baiyutang should enter from this door, carrying a rice jar and two bundles of green onions, and exit from this door.

Boss: This is a window.

Old punishment: Really, my mother-how can this picture be drawn as a window? It's all the same. Sometimes it's as simple as that.

Old punishment: good, good, eating and drinking, drinking and eating, alas, the country is peaceful and the people live and work in peace and contentment, and life is really beautiful and good.

Whelan: Big mouth brother, it's very kind of you.

Big mouth: it's really good if I care about you and everyone is good.

Laobai: But then again. Old punishment is not an ordinary person either.

Mouth: Why isn't he an ordinary person?

Laobai: You see, compared with the gesture of kneeling for mercy in the end, old punishment is more powerful than ordinary people.

Laobai: Mouth, I watched another game, which was terrible. This was not a contest to recruit relatives. The whole town was a bloodbath. Alas, after your wife has left, the martial arts education in our town will go back at least 2 years.

Guo: She left gently, or she came gently, waving a pair of knives, leaving only two scabbard.

Mouth: I can marry my daughter-in-law, too. You said that if Guo didn't make trouble there, you said that Whelan and I would be together. At that time, she tilled the fields and I wove, and she carried water and I watered the garden.

Shopkeeper: She carried water and you watered the garden. You are really rude.

Everyone: You said you had seed, and he said he had seed. Speaking of Li Dazui, he was the least.

Laobai: very, very ugly.

Scholar: Hey, hey, Furong, how are you recently? If you have difficulties, you should say that we are brothers and sisters, and this is your home. As the saying goes, brothers and sisters should get even with each other. Should you pay back the money you owed me last time? You have to pay it back. Why don't you pay it back? Why don't you be reasonable and start work? I'm afraid of you. If you fight, I'll kick you. I'll kick you.

Big mouth: Don't worry, your business is my business, your money ...

Scholar: You wait a moment, it's still my money.

Scholar: Miss Guo, if I remember correctly, you should be responsible for cleaning this table.

There's a saying that dogs meddle with mice.

Scholar: As the saying goes, you don't steam steamed bread to fight for breath. You've all heard this, right?

Laobai: Don't you like steamed bread?

Old punishment: Listen to the people inside, listen to the people inside. Someone reported that some people here made stinky tofu eggs. This behavior has seriously affected the food and clothing of the people around you. Chief Ben solemnly warns that handing over stinky tofu eggs and releasing hostages is your only way out. I repeat, handing over stinky tofu eggs and releasing hostages

Guo: Are you sure and sure?

Scholar: I don't deny the veto and the denial.

Laobai: Didn't you just say that we share weal and woe? Otherwise, how about we call it Tongfu Inn?

Dazui: Why not call it Tongnan Inn?

Dazui: If you dare to leave things behind again, I'll fire you.

Beckham: Eating people is illegal.

Guo: Yes, it's imposing and overbearing. If you poke at it, it's a bully in Qixia Town.

Dazui: Then who is the mother of Qixia Town?

Xiaoliu: Help me take care of my former mother-in-law of my seventh uncle and third nephew.

Everyone: I don't have the leisure time.

Ten Niangs: I can't even hear the sound when I come down with a stick.

Shopkeeper: Why is that?

Ten Niangs: It's all internal injuries.

Beckham: I want to eat candy, I want to.

Laobai: You're just a money-oriented scholar.

Aren't you ashamed?

Shopkeeper: I'm ashamed.

Xiao Guo: It's good to know shame.

Shopkeeper: Shamed and happy.

Xiaocui: My name is Xiaocui, and you?

Scholar: My last name is Lu, and I'm a double-mouthed Lu. They all call me Lv Xiucai, hehe;

Xiaocui: What do you like to do?

scholar: reading;

Xiaocui: Besides reading?

scholar: reading;

Xiaocui: So what books are you reading now?

Scholar: It's not a book, it's an account book.

Laobai: Oh, look at the decoration in other people's shop. No wonder this is a pigsty.

Xiao Guo: Compared with others, this is the prison.

Big mouth: what prison, the whole toilet.

Cabinet: Bai Zhantang, I really didn't see it. It's the strongest performance in China. I'm an idol's

old punishment: it's outrageous, it's a betrayal of bare fruit

shopkeeper: it's naked

old punishment: his ugly behavior can only be expressed in four words

everyone: outrageous

old punishment: four more

everyone: heartless

old punishment: If you have a little kindness, you can send two thieves to our father.

Xiaoliu: Even thieves who steal men will do.

Old punishment: pay attention to quality.

Xiao Guo: Ah, is it so smelly outside?

old punishment: smelly, that stinks to the last word

Guo: what word

old punishment: smelly

old punishment: stop, come here, this is no time, you are wearing night clothes, where do you want to go?

Guo: toilet

old punishment: toilet? Oh, wearing night clothes and covering the toilet?

Xiao Guo: Yes, yes.

Old punishment: OK, what is this? (pointing to his head)

Xiao Guo: Your head

Old punishment: There is no water in it

Scholar: They don't care about me, the shopkeeper. Don't worry, I'm here.

Shopkeeper: Scholar

Scholar: If anyone touches our shopkeeper, I will stab him to death with this pen

Shopkeeper: Ah! Big eyes, long eyelashes, high nose and small figure

Xiao Guo: Soft ears, white teeth

Xiao Liu: Right, right, how do you know

Xiao Guo: You said it was a donkey

Shopkeeper: If a person makes me grateful, can he be willing to give his life to him; If someone moves me, I'm willing to give myself to him

Xiao Guo: for Xiao Liu: gadgets

Shopkeeper: This is a purse embroidered by Xiao Guo for you

Laobai: Oh, yes, Xiao Guo, and I've learned to embroider penguins

Shopkeeper: It's a mandarin duck.

Xiao Guo: The so-called sword goes lightly.

shopkeeper: is this your mother's fencing?

Guo: No swearing

Shopkeeper: Is this your mother's swordsmanship?

Xiao Guo: You still scold

Laobai: Tell me honestly what this stone lock is for

Mouth: I practice my arm strength so that I can handle the spoon

Shopkeeper: Write it down, where are the leggings

Mouth: I practice my foot strength so that I can run errands

Laobai: My boy also learned to handle you. In order to settle accounts

Scholar: No need, I can figure it out myself

Shopkeeper: Wait until I go out and buy a pair of Spring Festival couplets.

Scholar: Hey, why don't you ask me to write it?

Shopkeeper: Your handwriting is too dry and thin, so you can write it when you go back to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Shopkeeper: jiaozi, lovely jiaozi, Xiangyu can't do it in person. Show them the joke

Shopkeeper: Oh, Xiao Guo, if anyone marries you

Xiao Guo: What's wrong with marrying me? Say it

Shopkeeper: It's still quite challenging to marry you

Trail: Once, a secret book of Master's martial arts was placed in front of me, and I will regret it after I lost it. The greatest pain in the world is this, if God gives it to me again. If we have to add a time limit to this complaint, it will be 1, years

Guo: Lv Xiucai, well done.

Scholar: It's just a little more connotation than Miss Guo.

Guo: Why don't you say a little more guts?

Guo: He has a hot Face and a cold hip. It's time to live

Ji Wuming: Nine times out of ten, it's an unjust case

Lao Bai: Why

Ji Wuming: Think about it, I won't steal, I won't rob, and I won't kill or set fire

Lao Bai: Oh, you're too modest. .

2. Do things by hand, not by mouth.

3. Go home and find your mother!

4. I wish you a lifetime of childlessness, and I wish you early birth of your son, white-haired people and brunettes.

5. I haven't paid back a whole hundred thousand taels of silver! And that Shangfang sword!

6. Actually, if you really like someone and she is not taken, you don't have to give up.

7. I have served you, respected you, and worshipped you

8. It's enough for the audience to understand. Really, people have already understood.

9. If a person makes me grateful, I can give my life to him. If a person touches me, I will give myself to him.

1. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School.

11. Laobai: Where's your knife? Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart. Laobai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in hand and no knife in mind. Punishment catches the head and loses. Protest: Didn't you say that you have no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart? Laobai: Yes, I am a pair of scissors, not a knife!

12. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, hope that you will never be happy if you were at the beginning. No matter how beautiful the fairyland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present. And never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!, a toast. Nice to meet you.

13. Tong Xiangyu: No matter how beautiful the fairyland is, it is always a dream. Cherish what is in front of you before it becomes true.

14. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

15. I go out to work. I don't care about money. What do I care about?

16. Let your blood boil with me, and use your youth to light the street lamp of life. The future is long, and people will be confused. It doesn't matter if they fall down.

17. I eat more salt than you eat. That's because your mouth is heavy. I have crossed more bridges than you have walked. That's because I don't want to move.

18. Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk big, you talk big, you talk big, you do nothing. After a long time, who will trust you to promote you, and who will give you a chance to prove yourself?

19. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Now stand in hell and see heaven, and work hard for whom.

2. There are too many disappointments in this world, but your life still needs to go on. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart. The classic lines of Wulin Biography with three correct views II

21. Brother Zui, I have stolen things, and I feel that my things are unclean. Look, that moon is my most precious and cleanest thing, and I'll give it to you.

22. I was like you two months ago. Two months later, you're just like me.

23. People with wind in their bones are doomed to drift.

24. My fiery biceps!

25. I'm on official business, and I care about the people.