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Three nuclear submarines followed a leaky aircraft carrier?

Three nuclear submarines followed a leaky aircraft carrier?

Once a beggar shouted at everyone, and he went to the rich man's house to beg. The rich man said three words to him for the first time. What did the rich man say when asked? Beggars first proudly show off the big bag that was knocked off by a stick; Then he said, Uncle Fu gave me two sticks first, and then kindly said to me, Get out! Go away! Get out of here! I thought it was just a situation joke, but I didn't expect almost the same story to be staged in the real world. This is a leaky aircraft carrier with more than 60,000 tons, which quickly glides in the waters at the entrance of a big country in the Asia-Pacific region. The whole period was silent. And it's 3000 kilometers away. After passing an island port of my cousin's house, he first unloaded a ship full of sick people; And then publicize it. Said that this time I passed the door of a big country. Actually dispatched at least three attack nuclear submarines to "bid farewell" to this aircraft carrier! Except me, you all over the world, who has such great charm and face? Isn't that what Uncle Fu said three times after giving the beggar two sticks?

There are still some strange things that must be sorted out. First of all, the beggar's so-called rich uncle rewarded him with three words, at least with tangible evidence. Like a big bag knocked off with a stick on the head. There may even be scars bitten by a rich uncle after he released his dog. However, the leaking aircraft carrier was said to have been tracked and monitored by three attacking nuclear submarines of Asia-Pacific powers, and then sent away. Where is the direct evidence? Did you intentionally add yourself to the play? According to it, it is a formation of two frigates. After turning on the active sonar, it was found that there were echoes of at least three nuclear submarines near the aircraft carrier route. But only the active sonar of the frigate, how can we be sure that the underwater echo must be three nuclear submarines instead of three conventional submarines? Or two nuclear submarines plus 1 conventional submarines; Even two conventional submarines plus 1 nuclear submarines. After all, the active sonar of most destroyers. At most, submarine echoes can only be found underwater. It is difficult to locate the size of the submarine immediately according to the echo. It is even more difficult to distinguish between conventional submarines and nuclear submarines.

Therefore, being followed by three nuclear submarines, the statement of "farewell" itself is very doubtful. Secondly, the sonar of these escort frigates doesn't turn on early or late, and it can only wait until the leaky aircraft carrier leaves bashi channel and is about to leave the "home of the rich". If there is a nuclear submarine or a conventional submarine, welcome or say goodbye all the way. That's definitely not just three. When we lost contact, it was said that there were three nuclear submarines. Is it different from giving three scrolls after being beaten by a rich uncle? It is an honor to send three nuclear submarines to bid farewell at the same time. You deserve to come from all over the world, with a ship's sick and a noble identity of an aircraft carrier with water leakage and power failure, right? Let's be realistic about Wolf Mountain. If you want to "send away" this leaky aircraft carrier, there is no need to densely deploy three attack nuclear submarines in its channel. Because all the main nuclear submarines in the western Pacific countries, even the main AIP conventional boats, have been generally equipped with YJ 18 long-range submarine-launched two-speed anti-ship missiles. The hit radius can exceed 800 kilometers!

There is no need to approach the other aircraft carrier at all, as long as the basic coordinates are provided through the data link of surface ships such as satellites. It can be divided into converging attacks from different positions and volley submarine-launched missiles at large ships inside the other formation. Of course, even the small junk inside the formation is not immune. This is outside the ASBM air defense carrier. Another underwater spotlight killer. Therefore, the era of torpedo attack has long passed, and we have to approach each other's surface formation within 10 nautical mile. Of course, sometimes in order to show the basic attitude of letting the opponent "get out quickly", there are also cases where multiple submarines are used to approach the opponent quickly. For example, a frigate provoked by a North American country observed the submarine of a big country approaching quickly at the depth of periscope. A frigate was publicly expelled, giving 1 conventional submarine periscope a "face" close to depth; It is a great "flattery" to come to a 68,000-ton leaky aircraft carrier and quickly approach the deep water with three nuclear submarines. Although one scroll has become three consecutive scrolls, the other party really feels "double pride".

In fact, there are also attack-type nuclear submarines in the aircraft carrier formation that escaped the net, but unfortunately there is only one avant-garde level. And dare not easily turn on their active sonar to explore the surrounding underwater situation. Because once the underwater nuclear submarine turns on the active sonar, Then even it's exposed. Not to mention providing full escort for such a big target as the aircraft carrier in the formation. So how should a nuclear submarine actually operate to escort an aircraft carrier? We must be foolproof in wartime. Then at least 2 weeks or even a month in advance. At least seven or eight nuclear submarines are continuously dispatched on the routes that the aircraft carrier may pass. Each nuclear submarine is responsible for tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of square nautical miles, and then each nuclear submarine can't kill the underwater part of the submarine. All other submarines that suddenly appear in our responsible area are directly regarded as opponents! There is no need to communicate with the underwater communication system, and the torpedo can be directly fired to strike first. That is, the sea area where this submarine is located is the only escort ship by default. However, when our aircraft carrier formation passes by, we will always find hidden objects underwater, and the underwater voice line is wrong, making it impossible to communicate. It also immediately carried out torpedo and deep bomb attacks, and even did not need active sonar communication to distinguish between the enemy and the enemy. What you want is an underwater preemptive strike. So in the final analysis. If you want to ensure the infallibility of the aircraft carrier formation. During the whole trip, at least 10 nuclear submarines and conventional submarines should be escorted by relay. Dare to beg in Wan Li just because of 1 nuclear submarine? Truth is no different from a beggar who has been beaten. This time, the rich family may only release three nuclear submarines. /kloc-come back in 0/0 years, I'm afraid it means "Suez was followed." It has continuously escaped the bite of wolves under the water of 30 nuclear submarines. Still alive to show the world black and blue, "that's the real superovulation!