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What's interesting in Changsha?

This question needs a good answer. I have collected the life experiences of several Changsha people for many years and shared them with you. 1. Changsha will not become the center of major natural disasters such as earthquakes, mudslides, tornadoes and tsunamis. 2. Changsha, a little girl, went to the city to play video games and met three high school students and two junior high school students along the way. 3. Yuelu Mountain. Not that high, not that beautiful, it doesn't matter. As the highest mountain in Changsha, Mao Zedong has been here and can see Orange Island. When friends from other places come, it is the first thing that comes to mind, as well as the academy at the foot of the mountain. Xiangjiang River is like the sea in summer. Spend 5 yuan sitting in an armchair by the Xiangjiang River all night, chatting, drinking tea and watching the river. Now the price has gone up, and 5 yuan has gone up to 10 yuan. It doesn't matter. Compared with the price of boss Kan Kan, they can win 15 yuan. This food is hot enough to make you angry. Especially in summer, two bottles of beer can make a few friends. 6. It's cheap to take a taxi. It's cost-effective to take a taxi from north to south, not exceeding 50 yuan. 7. Changsha girls are beautiful and often drool to see their thighs; Moreover, he has a fiery personality and won't cry when he steps down. 8. Changsha often engages in draft competitions. I have to admit that those funny monsters are more interesting than beautiful women. 9. It basically snows in winter. Well, let's not talk about the ice disaster, this is a small probability event. 10. Wang Han Kyle yellow duckling. The whole family rushed forward. Without them, why should we keep the TV? 1 1. The famous Jiefang West Road bar "Yu Yan Street". The beautiful women there are very hot, and the shy men are blessed. 12. If you prefer foot massage, congratulations, you have come to the right city. 13. The gap between the rich and the poor is not very big, and it is not shameful to open a QQ. 14. Four delicious shrimps, five delicious dried fruits, sugar and oil in the south gate, three cows' oysters, countless duck necks ... Forget it, there are too many snacks in Changsha, where to eat. Remember, "Old Changsha" is food. 15. There are many small bars in Hexi, one after another, which is very hard for them. 16. Changsha has no depression and seriousness in Beijing, no clutter and noise in Guangzhou, and no blinding wind in Zhengzhou. 17. There are abandoned factories and old mansions on Orange Island, which belongs to the era of "urban secret exploration". 18. I like being abroad. As soon as the other party heard that you were from Changsha, they immediately answered and said enviously: Hunan media is very developed. 19. At the station near Changsha Railway Station, the through train to Xiangtan Zhuzhou leaves at 10 in the evening, and you can visit friends in Xiangtan Zhuzhou very late. 20. There are clothes for sale in the pedestrian street every day, no matter whether they are true or false, they are happy to buy them. 2 1. Dingwangtai. A good place to read books for free! There is a female boss on the first floor who can let you try all the DVDs, although you have tried three DVD players. 22. Taiping Street in rainy days. Summer nights are also good. Take off your sandals. Although you stepped on the fake stone road, it was really cool. By the way, you can visit a free gallery. 23. The museum security uncle is so handsome, but it's a pity that he can't squeeze in. 24. Stay overnight in jiaozi. 25. There are n roads to Yuelu Mountain for free. 26. My brother is very kind. He would say to the girl who stayed up late, "Sister, didn't you sleep well last night?" . 27. I am chasing my grandmother, but she is beginning to dry up. 28. My parents in the old dormitory area of the old city will ask everyone to collect clothes when it rains. 29. The mini door on the first line of Huangxing Road is a shop that eats cold noodles and pig's trotters. The facade is less than one meter wide, and it is a scene when you walk in, and it is also a scene when you flow through. 30. The rent is low. 600 yuan can rent a new house with three bedrooms and one living room in Tokyo every month. Compared with Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, it is a paradise. 3 1. Underground passage. I often meet young men and women who sing by themselves there and chat with them. They are shy. You hold a guitar and ask them for advice, and they won't refuse. 32. Tianxin Pavilion. From the main entrance to the rostrum, it is windy all the way, so you can sit against the wall and ask the tea boss to send chrysanthemum tea and snacks. Bus 33.603. It's a little old, but you can open the window to blow the wind of Xiangjiang River, especially its speed is first-class. 34. McDonald's on the first floor of Pinghetang, Wuyi Square. Friends get together and wait in front of the shop on the first floor. Easy to find, easy to say, easy to remember, easy to walk, there is everything nearby. 35. Fallen Street. Not to mention the good place to work, not only the price is cheap, there is food and drink, but also the students can pretend to bargain with the boss. Its name is "Commercial Civilization Street". Don't tell me you went for "civilization". 36. Chili fried meat. Fish head with chopped pepper. 37. Corridor on the third floor of the Provincial Library. Spacious and cool, people are whispering. 38. You can fly kites freely by the Xiangjiang River. You don't have to worry about other people's kites and you grabbing territory. You can also practice the unique skill of flying two kites in one hand. 39. Fresh seafood sold in the afternoon will be snapped up before six o'clock. 40. Jianxiang Road. Take a walk there in summer, with Tianxin Pavilion in the west and beauty salon gallery in the east. The road is narrow and short, with a little curvature and a lot of shade. You can take a leisurely Z. 4 1. A university town without doors. 42. On the bus, I heard someone say, "When will the donation from Zuojiatang arrive? Tell me, I want to donate some. " 43. Beijingers call foreigners "drifting north", while Guangzhou people call girls from the north "Beimei". Changsha doesn't like to give foreigners nicknames. 44. The narrow streets of Xiangya Road. The old house is very low, people sit on the eaves, chat and brag, and live a real life. 45. Oufeng Restaurant in South Campus of Normal University. The dessert is just so-so, but the food is just so-so. He looks like a male singer who may be a student. He never looks at you, and pop songs are very touching. 46. Cover the graffiti wall. Go to more corners, there is no need to fight, those babies are honestly there, waiting for you for a long time. 47.05 Female bus driver. They bite betel nuts, let buses race and overtake one after another. Oh, yeah! Another beautiful transcendence! 48. Walking at night, I met a man who was using his mobile phone to photograph the round and bright moon. What a promising city! 49. I don't know when the ticket was cancelled. 50. KTV that sings every night. 5 1. illy Coffee Shop on Zhongshan Road. Caramel dancing coffee is the only place where you can drink, read or doze off. It's so quiet that no one cares about you. 52. The wholesale point of Yuelu Bookstore on the floor of Dingwangtai 1. Boss Hou there is the most reliable owner of the humanities bookstore in Changsha. 53. Wuyi Square. Sitting there doing nothing happens to be someone practicing roller skates, skateboarding and stunt cars, just as a performance. 54. "Madong Street" near Jiefang Road. It is cheap to buy small gifts of Xiang embroidery, and it is meaningful to give them to foreigners as international gifts. 55. Leek Garden Bus Station. As soon as I passed by, I remembered Wang Han's joke about "Nine Vegetable Gardens" in "The More I Try, the happier I am", and then I laughed internally. 56. Underground literary youth. If you want to listen to alternative rock's performance, go to 4698 Cai E Middle Road or FreedomHous on Taiping Street, which is their meeting place. 57. Changsha Star. Six or seven thousand years ago, Changsha Star was above the heads of Changsha people. A city named after stars is full of romance in its bones. 58. It's raining. The rainy days in Changsha are mostly cloudy and soft, continuous and not noisy at all, just for reading. 59. A diligent newsstand. Say hello to the newsstand at the gate of the community, and the boss will send you a short message, "xx Pictorial is here, come quickly". 60. Guangdian Fishing Village. Fish ball hot pot is in the middle of a fish pond, in a log cabin. Because of road construction, the owner moved, so most people can't find it. By the way, I'm not disappointed to squeeze some fresh milk back in the cowshed near the back door of the radio and television dormitory area. 6 1. camphor tree. There is a big camphor tree in the third section of Furong Middle Road, which has grown into a "six company". Friendly reminder, don't go to the "Zhangshu House" to find camphor trees, you will die of grief. 62. Health club. Taekwondo, boxing, Muay Thai, equestrian, fencing, bow and arrow, swimming pool ... Chairman Mao said that the body is the capital of the revolution. It seems that Changsha people are all good comrades. By the way, the badminton courts in this city have more feathers than the birdsong forest. 63. Changsha Mahjong has no "southeast, northwest and middle", so Hu Dafang should not be "master". 64. The gentle lobby assistant in Jiefang Road China Merchants Bank is the most handsome girl I have ever seen. 65. Tangya Village. I like the two trees in front of my house. I can run around the house naked without drawing curtains. 66. Strange pets are a sight in the street. 67. Changsha First Teachers College. Mao Zedong's seat is still there. Let's sit down and find out. 68. Aunties and uncles who dance and play with swords. If you get up early, you can catch up with them to dance street dance. In Changsha, you won't be old. 69. The first thing to do after buying a car must be to find a local restaurant from Zhongnan Automobile World to Muyun section of Furong South Road. 70.《xx Weekly. If you don't read this quality life guide, you will be stuck. 7 1. My first love was in Gree, and everything that happened here was for me. 72. Changsha is very small, and you can meet all kinds of shopkeepers, but it's not like places like Beijing and Shanghai. 73. In the past ten years, great changes have taken place in Changsha, which makes people want to struggle. 74. I especially admire Chairman Mao. Changsha has many memorial sites for Chairman Mao when he was young, such as the mentor and the Love Night Pavilion. 75. I like the human history of Changsha, such as the Chinese goods exhibition hall on Zhongshan Road (formerly Zhongshan Department Store) and the villa mansion in Orange Island. 76. Stinky, the menu of Beijing Olympic Games. 77. The girls in skirts told me that the summer in this city has arrived ahead of time. 78. The fungus oil of Jiuruzhai. Mushroom oil is made by frying cold fungus. It tastes fragrant and soft in a jar. 79. I like Changsha Yazi, who can play and spend money, and live a happy and chic life. Changsha's GDP growth is not unrelated to their boldness. 80. Compared with other big cities, the housing prices in Changsha make me feel very happy! 8 1. The scenery of Huda. Yuelu Academy-Dongfanghong-Xiangjiang River is the most beautiful line. Few schools have mountains, water and orange island, and flowers and trees echo ancient buildings. At the same time, there is a social gathering place like Dongfanghong Square. 82. Love Changsha people's attitude of "losing money, being overbearing and being bored". In junior high school, I was called into the office by the class teacher 24 times a week. Sweat! 83. The local restaurant in Daijiacun tastes not only as good as usual. Every time I go there for dinner, my hard-won diet plan will be dashed again ... 84. Changsha pepper. Last time I took two bottles of sweet pepper to the dormitory, I was robbed. I advised them to eat carefully, but they didn't believe me. The next day, they ran to the toilet all day. But none of them regretted it. 85. Changsha Spring Rain. I enjoy making a cup of tea and buying a weekly magazine on rainy days. 86. In summer, the four-legged shrimp with ginger perilla in the south gate with cold beer is so enjoyable that I am willing to wait for a seat. 87. In autumn, I like to take photos by the Xiangjiang River, watch the family fun of the leisurely old people and children, and unconsciously join the game. 88. Go to the pedestrian street to watch the lively crowd in winter. On weekends, invite friends to eat hot pot and chat together. I feel that the whole winter is not very long. 89. In some cities, girls hold them, but men don't lift their eyelids when they look at her, and they feel taken advantage of. In Changsha, the girls are generous and hot, and the men show their white teeth at a glance and smile. 90. In some cities, as long as you show a little distinctive personality, you will be treated differently; In Changsha, all the fresh personalities and fashions are relaxing. 9 1. In Changsha, the food on the stall is enough to satisfy my stomach. 92. Shops in Changsha. The most expensive perfume is in An Baili, the cheapest clothes are in golden apples, and Wen Miaoping is the most suitable one for students. If a lady wants to go shopping, but doesn't want to go shopping, she'd better go to Wen Yi Road. My pleasure in life is to visit such large and small shops every day, and then find out the most affordable things to recommend to my friends. 93. There are many nightlife in Changsha, and the ways of playing are also very fashionable, such as drinking. There are also many handsome guys and beautiful women, and there is a place to eat midnight snack when they come out at four or five in the morning. 94. Yuelu Mountain. The scenery is good and the context is deep. "Yuelu Academy" was inscribed by Song Zhenzong. 95. Tianxin Pavilion. The ancient Great Wall. Take a bus across the bridge to see the second and third bridges. I don't know which is which, so I like to watch and guess every time. 97. The bronze statue of Huang Xing on the pedestrian street. Because waiting for someone there, others will find out. 98. Gold is everywhere. You can find a dress that costs only 19 yuan and 9 yuan, but looks like 99 yuan. 99. I like to watch reporters advise couples not to quarrel on the pages of current political news, and I like to read articles in xx Weekly. 100. It is very safe to walk between Zhong Da University and Huda University, which is suitable for single women to lose weight quickly. Above. Friends who like Changsha recommend the collection. Show all