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Funny graduation message to classmates _ Humorous graduation message to classmates (2)
1, a ship without direction, the wind in any direction will not drift across the sea with the wind, only show the hero himself!
My principle is that when you see a tree, tie the rope. Look at this horse. It is at least a big tree, so I'll tie the rope first. As for whether I will die in the end, that's their business.
BMW drivers are all rich, but not all of them are social elites.
4. Who is outstanding? Is to stand out.
I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher?
God has given people broad shoulders, because they should learn to shoulder them.
7. Since I want to make money, what version do I care about?
8, classmates, you go first, I have work?
9. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever.
10, it's really a pressure-free well, with light people and no pressure!
1 1. Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?
12, did you cheat the beauty with the house in the East Third Ring Road again?
13, you are the real warrior, dare to face the bleak life and dripping blood.
14, be a boss in the future, be a boss if you can't be a boss, or be a boss if you can't be a boss!
15, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.
Humorous and funny graduation messages to classmates.
1. Here, I want to say sorry to all those who hate me and plot against me. If the other party is sincere, I am willing to cooperate with you!
Here, I want to say thank you to all the people who liked me and secretly loved me. If the other party is patient, I am willing to continue to cooperate with you.
2. In these six years, those who liked me and those who hated me will be immortal.
In the past six years, those who assassinated me and secretly loved me will be immortal.
In the past six years, the people I hit, the people I hit, are immortal.
In the past six years, students in primary and junior high schools have been immortals.
3, money fell from the sky, all the beautiful men in the world died, and the beautiful women were brain-dead, crying and letting you soak.
4. Five prohibitions: Don't miss me; It is forbidden to pretend not to know me; Don't get rich and forget me; Yan Fu is forbidden to share with me; No food, no phone calls.
Please let me know if you want to leave.
If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave?
Did you say I would not let you go?
I can't stop you from leaving.
Let me tell you something:
Have a nice trip!
If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!
Wish: bliss at an early date.
Address: Global Village Universe City
Blood type: ask mosquitoes
7. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;
If you are a satellite, I will install it for you;
Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.
8. Boys like you are really rare.
But it's too hard for boys to be like you.
It is up to you. (for boys)
9. Do everything calmly.
Do everything calmly,
Think of God in everything you do,
Don't tell anyone that you are crazy wherever you go!
10, you are so handsome, so cool and incomparable.
If I lose you and my intestines turn green,
Life has lost courage and learning can't continue.
Feelings lack sweetness, the earth has no gravity,
In short, there is only one sentence left, I can't live without you!
Classic funny short graduation message for classmates.
1, warm memories, no longer out of reach, dribs and drabs, constantly spinning in my heart, maintaining the tacit understanding of nature and maintaining ties. Long time no see? Friend, I miss you very much. I don't know how you are recently.
I would rather live in a mysterious world full of novelty than live in a place where I can understand everything by relying on my present intelligence. So, what about you? Like an eagle fighting the sky, like a raging river.
3, open a string of years, this mellow memory, although friendship, but also your eternal mood, please cherish the feelings of friendship, * * * spend some time to meet, may friendship become stronger and stronger!
It is not difficult for a person to write a good article all his life. The difficult thing is to write a good article all one's life without writing a bad article, and to write a good article for decades. This is the hardest thing! ? Department of Chinese language and Literature
Dear friends, although the rivers and lakes are full of storms, there will always be a quiet harbor where your ship can temporarily dock and get a moment of peace and enrichment. ? Remember the anchorage of Jianghu? Please remember me, I am with you day and night.
6. We used to enjoy beautiful flowers together; We once fantasized about beautiful dreams together; We used to greet the beautiful season together. Don't forget the days we walked together.
7. Remember the night when we talked under the starlight? Talk about learning, talk about ideals, and? Even if we live far apart, I will always remember the starry sky that night.
8. Three years passed in a hurry, and the dreamlike years were full of laughter and laughter. Don't wave your hand and sigh, feel that the flowers are gone, get up your courage and don't forget to exchange surprise news.
9. 1,500 days and nights ended like this. Four years, so many disputes, so many laughter, so many troubles, so much pride, is it really like carrying the door behind you? Bang? Click and leave it to the past?
10, gathering is neither the beginning nor the end. Students, countless beautiful moments will be engraved in my memory forever?
1 1. The life of old classmates is a string of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.
12, a classmate of several years, you planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.
13, break up silently, just like when we met silently. May this warm breeze bring you my affectionate blessings and prayers.
14, the short separation is for a permanent reunion, so let's look forward to that eternal joy.
15, the wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!
16, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human will, adding up to friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.
17, hey, do you still have time to read the message? Prove that you didn't study hard: but since you read this message, I still want to tell you what I've always wanted to say: study hard and work hard together!
18, just believe in yourself, it's no big deal, you really don't have to think too much, you will do everything, () you won't, they certainly won't, believe me!
19. In the journey of life, there are always some wars that need to be fought by one person, and no one can help. Therefore, we should work harder, be stronger and complete this journey with the most proud attitude.
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