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What bad things did Li Bai and Han Xin do in Glory of Kings?
1. This discordant roar was made by Han Xin. At this time, Han Xin was holding his head in fear, with an expression of surprise on his face, cold sweat dripping from his face, and his eyes were staring. Damn, how could this happen? Something happened that made Han Xin unbelievable. How could he disappear? Where did he go? Han Xin said to himself, rummaging through his luggage.
2. Li Bai on the side was a little puzzled when he saw Han Xin like this, so he asked, "What is missing? Is it important?" His words were full of strange affection, and Han Xin was doing little things behind his back. Same.
Han Xin heard Li Bai ask himself, so he responded, "Of course it is important. It can be said to be the most important tool for this journey to the west. He agreed to Master Di because he had Kun to rely on. The long journey depends on us." Two people are going to die of old age. Han Xin had such a big reaction because the Kun he originally used as a means of transportation disappeared.
3. In Han Xin’s trip plan, the distance is quite long. Without strong means of transportation, it is very likely that the trip plan will be ruined and the original promise to Di Renjie will not be fulfilled. When Han Xin When I was feeling upset, I suddenly felt something strange behind me.
Seeing that Li Bai was unprepared by Han Xin, he suddenly pushed himself and inserted his hands under Han Xin's arms, preparing to lift Han Xin up with his hands, and comforted Han Xin while pulling him, Okay, okay, since one of them escaped, it’s okay to steal another one. Li Bai dragged Han Xin from behind to help Han Xin up, but Han Xin was confused by Li Bai’s sudden appearance. .
4. Li Bai's posture was very close to Han Xin's, and their bodies were in complete contact. Han Xin's face turned red all of a sudden, and there was a buzz in his head, and he didn't hear what Li Bai was saying. , thinking that Li Bai would do to him what everyone expected to see. Han Xin quickly blushed and shook his head and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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