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A particularly interesting sentence, an interesting copy

1. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. For me, the biggest change is from happy staying up late to worrying about staying up late.

I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

After leaving home, he was thin and fat, and the local accent didn't turn into a pile of meat. When children meet strangers, they ask the fat man who you are.

At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

6. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night and stayed in bed. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

7. It is said that you can't have your cake and eat it, but God really cares for me. I can be poor and ugly, and fat and short go hand in hand.

8. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

9. If you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later!

10. It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried. You will stay for dinner.

1 1. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

12. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

13. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, alas, when a man falls in love with you falsely, he will find that he is still a rebel after having a son.

14. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

15. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

16. You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

17. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes are now unrecognizable by wearing makeup.

18. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

19. Because of the "care" of my ex-boyfriend, I haven't lost weight for so many years.

20. We are all children of Jianghu, so we should help each other. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without money, so I can't enjoy valuable experience alone.

2 1. If you don't study for a day, no one will see it. If you don't study for a week, it will start to break out. If you don't study for a month, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

22. There is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning to make porridge from the sea.

23. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

24. After paying your salary, you can be arrogant for another week, save a week, expect a week, and this month will be over!

25. I'm average, average smart, and I really don't like you.

26. Do you know why the spare tire is round? Because it is convenient to roll up.

27. Whenever I want to say that I will start saving money now, there is always a voice saying to me, be nice to myself, which is why I can't save money.

28. You need onions to have ginger in your life. Don't be garlic if you encounter a little setback.

29. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

30. Not good at getting up early, but thieves will stay up late.

3 1. Go by yourself and I'll take a taxi.