Jokes about learning (short)

1, the Chinese exam was over, and I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

The algebra teacher complained to the parents: What do you think of your son's math study? 90 minus 45 equals the second half! Father said angrily, I must teach him a lesson when I go back. He didn't even consider working overtime.

3. In a class in junior high school, the math teacher wrote a blackboard full of problem-solving process, and mine was almost broken. Then she made a big cross on the blackboard: "This solution is wrong."

When I was a child, I got 9 points in an exam and secretly licked a 0 for fear of being beaten. When I got home, my father looked at it and asked me doubtfully whether it was time to divide it. I firmly believe that nothing has changed. Dad said while playing, let you get 09 points, let you get 09 points.

In junior high school math class, the teacher is explaining the topic to us. My deskmate and I were watching the NBA finals on our mobile phones, and we couldn't help shouting "Good shot!" I was sitting in the front row. The teacher was a little surprised and said, "Do you think this question is easy to ask? Come on, tell everyone what you think! "

6. There was a sincere gobbledygook before me, and I didn't cherish it. If there is an opportunity, mathematics will definitely say to me, "You don't understand me, and I don't blame you."

7. Once the math teacher wrote us an analysis on the blackboard. He felt that when the two blackboards were full, he erased what I hadn't had time to copy.

8. "I didn't study hard since I was a child, because I was afraid of the dark."

"What is the relationship between poor study and fear of the dark?"

"Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

The bell rang and I saw a sleeping pill come in. The bell rang, and I saw Xuanmai gum go out.