Evan's cold joke (a classic cold joke told by Evan)

While I was practicing, members of the "Firefighter" team sat together and listened to Evan telling jokes. "There are matches. It lit itself. He thought it was burning when it was lit. It thinks it's handsome. It says it's a match stick. Then it went to the river, and it was very unhappy. When it was put out by a handful of water, the river said to the match: water is great! Say that finish, the practice room was silent. Later, Pinkley said that if he wasn't recording the program, he would come forward and hit him. (I swear I'm absolutely amused by PINKRAY! )

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I practice fan welfare time. "Do you know what the frog will choke to death?" Brother Camera shook his head. "The answer is pumpkin, because …" Lin made a series of uncomfortable expressions. "It's hard to tell!" I don't mean to laugh, but your suffocating expression is really in place. )

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In an interview with Sheng Xing Report, "Shuai" CP faced "What if my pants split when I was dancing on the stage?" Lin Yanjun, the stalking king king, blurted out with a straight face: "The pants are split, and they will be pink!" Xiaoyou on one side has laughed to chagrin. Cow, real cow, please accept your knees! )

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Before my last practice, Lin's painting style in Weibo was like this.

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In Weibo, people are drying ABS and vest lines, and he is drying forehead lines! These are nothing, and he actually replied and commented: "I have been practicing for a long time!" " It's amazing, the abdominal muscles are about to laugh! )

Previously, he shared such a story on Weibo. "I was so angry that I used the newly bought sunglasses and other traffic lights to help me cross the road." Actually, I think he just wants to hug you, because you are so handsome. )

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After "Leng", he introduced himself as the "person in charge of the cold joke". When he was running on the bus, he was curious about the baby Lu Han's cue at the scene. Evan opened his mouth and came: "There are two rabbits, one of whom went shopping with his mother. One rabbit said to the other, You. Another rabbit also said, You are Lickitung. Then my mother said impatiently, "Don't make any noise ..." (My mother bit her tongue. ) while eating melons, everyone waited for the next article with great expectation, and the result was gone? ! Yes, you are not mistaken. After listening, Huang Zulin said that the world no longer needs air conditioning. It can be seen that this "cold joke" is well deserved.

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In the first issue of Wild Kitchen, Evan, who followed the local people up the mountain to collect fungi, started the cold joke bombing mode. "I'm going to collect fungi, yes, not myself, but that kind of mushroom." A cold wind blew. "Bigfoot bacteria just feel that there is some connection with feet. I hope it's delicious. " "I often think that mushrooms are poisonous, so I actually want to see if it is poisonous, and I am not afraid of it." "Brother is poisoned, then I should have a press conference and apologize to you. I won't let this happen. " I want to ask Xiao Ju, aren't you cold? Even if you are not cold, have you considered the camera brother? I'm shaking so much that I can't see your beauty clearly. )

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Joining the "elimination alliance" with kids and farmers, Evan said without thinking, "Have you been chased by a dog?" Moderator: "Yes!" Evan: "Did you promise him?" There was a burst of laughter at the scene. Evan, you are really great! )

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Nine people got together to discuss the stage design of China Music Bulletin Board. The child expressed his thoughts and wanted the feeling of rainy days, just like a rain curtain, with a wet effect. At this time, your good friend is online again. "What if the audience caught a cold in the rain?" Child: "Isn't there you here? Take off your coat and give it to them. " Evan is not afraid of terriers. "Really, this is interaction!" I have to say, this is really an interesting men's team. )

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In an interview with Sina Entertainment, he told a new story about Gong Yu moving mountains. "When Yugong was leaving, he called his two sons and told them to move ... do their best ... and his son said, Dad, I know ... that Yugong died." If it's not cold enough for you, it doesn't matter. The king of cold jokes then told a story: "One day, a white balloon and a black balloon walked together, and the white balloon hit the black balloon, and the black balloon did something." It confessed to the balloon ... honey, I fell in love with you ... "(Lin Xiaoju, I seriously doubt that you are telling a joke, but I want to show your heart. )

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Do you think this is over? However, he didn't. He said more than that. It seems that he has a complete collection of cold jokes in his mind. He can tell thousands of different cold jokes if you want to listen. No wonder his summer was like this when everyone was in the heat.

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Still like this?

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With Evan's jokes, we can also have a cool summer.