Find a joke that makes people cry,

Liu Xing: Drill, where did the drill come from without drilling?

2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!

Xiaoyu: I seriously don't believe it!

Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you think we are good brothers?

Yu Xia: Of course! Meteor shower is about us!

Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: You will know how handsome your two brothers are when you see the gorilla!

5. Xiaoxue: I am looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What is your classmate's name?

6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn't have given birth to you.

Liu Xing: Who gave birth to you? Did you get my permission?

7. Ka Koi Lam (excitedly): Are you Xia Xue's lovely brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I am Xia Xue's lovely brother.

8. Liu Xing: I have studied under pressure for so many years and have never run away from home. Don't you think I am strong?

9. In the football match of Liu Xing's class, Xiaoyu and Xia Xiaoxue Liu Donghai May cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, "Come on, Liu Xing's class! Come on, Liu Xing's class! "

10. Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll eat a hundred ice creams and kill myself!

Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!

Liu Mei: May I come in?

Liu Xing: No.

Yu Xia: Why don't you let mom in?

Liu Xing: Don't let her in. She will be back later.

The door opened-

12. Liu Xing said, "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is Big Sister."

Dad: "What's the matter? It is normal for you to have a nickname. "

……

Liu Xing: "The problem is that there is another boy nicknamed' Big Brother' in her class."

Dad: "So according to you, everyone in your class calls you an orangutan. Is there another girl named baboon? "

13. Liu Xing: Liu Xing No.2, look at this name, just like hybrid rice!

14. Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue.

Xiaoyu: My name is Yu Xia.

Liu Xing: My name is Hail.

15. Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone insisted that you talk to him, would you go?

Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us?

Liu Mei: Patient?

Liu Xing: No, it's … our head teacher …

16. Liu Xing said with a book in his arms: "The length of time spent in the toilet does not represent whether the person is doing something big or small."

17. Liu Xing: The eagle fighting in the sky will not envy a praised chicken.

18. (midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some money?

Mom: Why?

Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and have a girlfriend.

Mom: Don't you dare-

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can't find a savage girlfriend? !

Mom: If you dare to find a savage girlfriend, you will find that you have a savage mother! ! !

19. Xia Donghai: What do you suggest?

Liu Xing: What else can I do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let's begin!

Xia Donghai: What exactly are you going to do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do? Let's get started!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so difficult for me to speak some Chinese with you? ! !

20. Xiaoyu: Eat when hungry, eat when hungry, eat when hungry, eat when hungry, and eat when hungry.

Liu Xing: No, you missed a link.

Xiaoyu: Which link?

Liu Xing: Listen (picking up chopsticks and tapping the table rhythmically). Eat when you are hungry, and be hungry when you are finished.

You are hungry after eating, and you have to eat when you are hungry.

2 1. Both Liu Xing and Xiaoxue are sleeping at the dinner table when Liu Mei comes and pulls Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch. What time is it now? I fell asleep.

Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night.

Liu Mei: Playing video games again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: So it's played online.

Liu Xing: No. I was thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

Liu Xing: I haven't taken the exam yet!

Liu Mei: That's thinking about how to cheat?

Liu Xing: Why do you always think of me like that? !

Liu Mei: Let me see the bright side. You must give me a chance!

22. Grandma: You have to suffer to be a master.

Yu Xia: If you suffer, can you ride on others' heads?

Yu Xia: This is because the earth has no gravity.